Things that go f*ck in the night...and day
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Quote: Lemony_Zester
best advice ever!!1 *applauds slowly*
well at least I don't hate myself anymore. Just my life.
Ah well, I can stop thinking now, woo!
/me does not know if this is an emo post, or a sarcastic post.
That filled quickly.
I meant to say, That Thing: don't think and then it'll be better because you can blame it all on not thinking.
best advice ever!!1 *applauds slowly*
well at least I don't hate myself anymore. Just my life.
Ah well, I can stop thinking now, woo!
/me does not know if this is an emo post, or a sarcastic post.
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Quote: Dissimulation
no don't be stupid.
You couldn't poissible fit a hospipe in a thimble. The Thimble would fit up the hosepipe, no way it could be done in reverse
/me actually got what you meant, but is just trying to amuse himself, so bleh
Like filling a thimble with a hosepipe.
no don't be stupid.
You couldn't poissible fit a hospipe in a thimble. The Thimble would fit up the hosepipe, no way it could be done in reverse
/me actually got what you meant, but is just trying to amuse himself, so bleh
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Marry me?
It could hurt, did you ever think of that? Imagine if you were designed for having stuff shoved into you? POW! POW! POW!
That's not something that's not good without preparation.
That's not something that's not good without preparation.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess 
ah, so that's where I've gone wrong after all these years of trying to find the right woman, I've simply not been man enough to admire other mens testicles
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Quote: Dissimulation
I've no f*cking idea.
So yeah, I lost, 
,or :-* if you prefer
What are you actually trying to win?
I've no f*cking idea.
So yeah, I lost
, ,or :-* if you prefer
Quote: Dr_Namgge
The Game, perhaps?
Quote: DissimulationWhat are you actually trying to win?
I've no f*cking idea.
So yeah, I lost
The Game, perhaps?
Quote: Barry Duffman, Aug 2008
Quote: Dr_Namgge
Pretty much yeah.
ah, so that's where I've gone wrong after all these years of trying to find the right woman, I've simply not been man enough to admire other mens testicles
Pretty much yeah.
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Marry me?
F*cking work: The reason I'm not being backpaid for the promotion test I took at the end of January and only got the actual payrise for the end of April, is because Head Office took so long processing it.
I passed it, they send a letter back to the manager who confirms it, I get payrise. Just so happens that they did this at the same time as George's (WHO TOOK HIS TWO F*CKING MONTHS AFTER, AND YES I AM BLOODY P*SSED OFF!!) so I only get paid from then. F*ck you Head Office, F*CK YOU MEHMET.
No-one has full hours next week or the week after, I added everyone's up. His friends have the most though, and presumably the shifts they want. I've been bundled in on the Monday again, which is a bummer if I want to go home. Which I do.
And some f*cking c*nt ran over both my feet with a very heavy, very pink suitcase. I was in pumps and they're still throbbing. She didn't apologise. C*nt.
I passed it, they send a letter back to the manager who confirms it, I get payrise. Just so happens that they did this at the same time as George's (WHO TOOK HIS TWO F*CKING MONTHS AFTER, AND YES I AM BLOODY P*SSED OFF!!) so I only get paid from then. F*ck you Head Office, F*CK YOU MEHMET.
No-one has full hours next week or the week after, I added everyone's up. His friends have the most though, and presumably the shifts they want. I've been bundled in on the Monday again, which is a bummer if I want to go home. Which I do.
And some f*cking c*nt ran over both my feet with a very heavy, very pink suitcase. I was in pumps and they're still throbbing. She didn't apologise. C*nt.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Sorry for not replying to your text, my phones battery seemed to go from 2 bars to dead in 10 minutes, it's doing it a lot recently
f*cking work: The reason I'm not being backpaid for the promotion test I took at the end of January and only got the actual payrise for the end of April, is because Head Office took so long processing it.
I passed it, they send a letter back to the manager who confirms it, I get payrise. Just so happens that they did this at the same time as George's (WHO TOOK HIS TWO f*ckING MONTHS AFTER, AND YES I AM BLOODY p*ssED OFF!!) so I only get paid from then. f*ck you Head Office, f*ck YOU MEHMET.
No-one has full hours next week or the week after, I added everyone's up. His friends have the most though, and presumably the shifts they want. I've been bundled in on the Monday again, which is a bummer if I want to go home. Which I do.
And some f*cking c*nt ran over both my feet with a very heavy, very pink suitcase. I was in pumps and they're still throbbing. She didn't apologise. c*nt.
Sorry for not replying to your text, my phones battery seemed to go from 2 bars to dead in 10 minutes, it's doing it a lot recently
Marry me?
It's ok
I was just seriously miffed. But now there's Eurovision and France's entry is great. Bearded women and Gareth from Misty's and Bill Bailey's secret lovechild
I was just seriously miffed. But now there's Eurovision and France's entry is great. Bearded women and Gareth from Misty's and Bill Bailey's secret lovechild
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lemony_Zester
I choose to ignore eurovision entirely, in protest of it blocking Doctor Who. Also cause it's sh*te
Though that does sound entertaining.
F*cking me off:
Tom Waits has announced the dates for his European tour and he only appears to be doing two dates in the UK and they're both in f*cking Edinburgh
It's ok
I was just seriously miffed. But now there's Eurovision and France's entry is great. Bearded women and Gareth from Misty's and Bill Bailey's secret lovechild
I choose to ignore eurovision entirely, in protest of it blocking Doctor Who. Also cause it's sh*te
Though that does sound entertaining.
F*cking me off:
Tom Waits has announced the dates for his European tour and he only appears to be doing two dates in the UK and they're both in f*cking Edinburgh
forgot to go to the f*cking shop
and theres sh*t all i want that doesn't involve milk or bread
and theres sh*t all i want that doesn't involve milk or bread
Its not really being f*cked off, but I can't help but feel that thing's don't get better than Wednesday night 
how i seem to be able to write things in notebooks that i want to say, but then when i get the chance to actually say them to who they're aimed at, i can't
also i can't decide which pigs to go tomorrow other than the 3 pups
they're all characters, i don't want to let them go but i need the space & i can't afford to keep this many any more
also i can't decide which pigs to go tomorrow other than the 3 pups
they're all characters, i don't want to let them go but i need the space & i can't afford to keep this many any more
Quote: The_Educatedwombat
It was ok. Only two problem calls and the rest were information ones. We watched the Little Mermaid after my friend got a sex call. We felt safer that way!
I'm not allowed to give advice because its a listening and information service. I'm not trained to give advice although we try to lead people towards figuring out what they need to do on their own.
how'd it go otherwise?
It was ok. Only two problem calls and the rest were information ones. We watched the Little Mermaid after my friend got a sex call. We felt safer that way!
I'm not allowed to give advice because its a listening and information service. I'm not trained to give advice although we try to lead people towards figuring out what they need to do on their own.
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