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Abuse Heather Mills

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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18^th Mar 2008 at 1:37 pm

Because it really is that easy. She's officially made more money out of the Beatles than John Lennon, now. Count how many times she says in her statement that she does charity work, to take attention away from the fact she was asking for over £100m for four years of marriage, the stupid one-legged gold-digging bint.

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

18^th Mar 2008 at 1:47 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

The worst one-legged pirate since Long John Silver. Couldn't even rip off a decent Beatle.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Penfold

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18^th Mar 2008 at 4:54 pm

The thinker

Didn't she actually say at one point 'I'm not in it for the money' (or words to that effect)? Yeah...course not

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Dissimulation

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18^th Mar 2008 at 5:18 pm

According to the BBC, this is what she was trying to claim for.

£3.2m per year for herself and Beatrice
Properties in Los Angeles and New York
Between £8m and £12.5m for a home in London
£3m to purchase a New York home
£500,000 to £750,000 to buy a London office
Monetary value on compensation for loss of earnings

What I would've granted her if I was the judge.

£150,000 to buy an adequate house for her and the kid.
£20,000 to pay for additional school uniforms and trips throughout her education.
Paul McCartney to pay the basic child support rates.

That's it. The one-legged thief can go f*ck herself if she thinks she deserves anymore than that.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

18^th Mar 2008 at 5:23 pm

The only person who can make me feel sorry for Paul McCartney.

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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18^th Mar 2008 at 5:26 pm

Quote: Dissimulation

What I would've granted her if I was the judge.

£150,000 to buy an adequate house for her and the kid.

Heh that won't get a one bedroom flat in London.

Dissimulation

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18^th Mar 2008 at 5:28 pm

Why does she have to live in london?

Tobias Fünke

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18^th Mar 2008 at 6:04 pm

I blue myself.

I dunno, I'd sooner date Macca than hoppalong.

She's been just plain greedy. Lots of single parents can manage on less, and some not just manage but thrive.

F*ck the bint and her stupid highlights.

Didn't she claim she gave 90% of her earnings to charity- only that was her accountant ticking the wrong box?

Also, if that's the case, don't these judgings cast as "earnings"? Can't see 90% of that going anywhere away from her purse.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

18^th Mar 2008 at 6:09 pm

They're both annoying, and I couldn't give a sh*t about their court case. She could have it all for all I care, it's about as important as what I had for tea last night.

Dissimulation

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18^th Mar 2008 at 6:11 pm

According to people close to her. She was an upmarket prostitute, f*cking wealthy business men and arabs for money. She was a strict vegetarian once she met Sir Paul. She was an anti fur activist, who used to go out wearing her mum's mink coat.

Not only that but her charity work is seemingly a load of complete b*ll*cks, she lied about being homeless as a teenager. She's just a theif, a liar and a sl*t.

All the redeeming qualities of a dog turd.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

18^th Mar 2008 at 6:18 pm

I blue myself.

Oh come off it, J. At least dog turds give food for flies...

Analrapist.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

18^th Mar 2008 at 6:26 pm

I blue myself.

A solid gold stocking!

Analrapist.

Dissimulation

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18^th Mar 2008 at 6:38 pm

I'm not a McCartney fan, I just hate the bowlegged sl*t even more.

Colin

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18^th Mar 2008 at 6:42 pm

Quote: Lemony_Zester

McCartney's biggest crime is that thumbs up thing he does. It's not on.

That and existing.

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John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 11:33 am

Quote: Dissimulation

According to people close to her. She was an upmarket prostitute, f*cking wealthy business men and arabs for money.

She didn't spread her legs, she just took one off.

There's actually a bloke who drinks in the Greyhound in Boothstown (where my parents live, and where I am at the minute) who's an ex of hers and had his bank account cleaned out by her years ago. The money-grabbing, whining, hopalong cuntbucket. I've never seen anyone so full of themselves with such little justification.

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wombat

| 8,154 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 11:41 am

Technically sexy.

Why does everyone seem to hate Paul?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 11:51 am

Grog me.

Quote: The_Educatedwombat

Why does everyone seem to hate Paul?

I've been wondering that.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 11:58 am

And Wings.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 12:35 pm

I still can't see what he saw in her. Maybe he likes Arab jism. Still, urghh. That sl*t is so ugly not even Ted Bundy would rape her.

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

19^th Mar 2008 at 6:50 pm

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/court-picture-of-heather-mills-in-water-fight-revealed-2783.html

As funny as that picture is, I really do despise that arrogant, talentless, greedy wh*re.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

20^th Mar 2008 at 12:28 pm

Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl

I don't have a problem with Heather Mills, I really don't.

I honestly don't understand why everyone seems to hate her so much, all she's done is marry and divorce a bloke with more money than he'd ever spend anyway, and ask for some of it because the stupid b*st*rd didn't get her to sign a pre-nup.

McCartney is a stupid, naive old knob (surely everyone other than him saw this coming years ago) but Mills is totally obnoxious.

Bleating because her infant child will 'only' be getting £35k a year (last time I looked that was an above-average income for a four-year-old), throwing water over people in court, shouting over the judge, whinging on GMTV when she's guaranteed a multi-million pound divorce settlement, plus the fact she's got form for robbing ex-partners blind and selling herself to oil barons. She is a self-pitying, hateful c*nt and it's blatantly obvious what her motive was from day one.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

20^th Mar 2008 at 12:34 pm

Quote: biggaginge

Quote: The_Educatedwombat
Why does everyone seem to hate Paul?

Horrible talentless money scrounging smug sh*tbag up there with Bono for hoarding money away but telling others to give theirs away.

I never forgave him for forcing Lisa Simpson to go veggie.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts

20^th Mar 2008 at 1:22 pm

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

Case and point.

Chris Morris would be proud of that. Absolutely mental.

Peter Kenyon has a medal

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

20^th Mar 2008 at 1:24 pm

Get your Antlers on

Reading the (albeit cut-down vesion) report, even the judge was having a hard time not slagging her off. Christ, surely it'll do the kid good not to have millions of pounds spent on her anyway? Nobody needs designer clothes at that age, nor whatever other luxuries £35,000 apparently can't buy. Stupid bint.

Oh my God, Claire- I couldn't take more than 10 seconds of that track! Owch.

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

Wife of Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

20^th Mar 2008 at 2:23 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: The_Educatedwombat

Why does everyone seem to hate Paul?

Because he is the guy who sucks.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

JM

| 8,289 posts

29^th Mar 2008 at 7:00 pm

She's from Sunderland. There's some abuse for you

wombat

| 8,154 posts

29^th Mar 2008 at 7:04 pm

Technically sexy.

Apparently she's from Aldershot.

hats explains a load.

Aldershot are Farnborough's Shellbyville.

It doesn't matter that they have a much better town that we do.

(and a surprising number of famous people have come from Aldershot)

Southern hemispherical rat boy

JM

| 8,289 posts

29^th Mar 2008 at 7:07 pm

I'm pretty sure she's from Washington, near Sunderland. She grew up there otherwise...

wombat

| 8,154 posts

29^th Mar 2008 at 7:17 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Junior_Minister

I'm pretty sure she's from Washington, near Sunderland. She grew up there otherwise...

yeah, she probably was. I assume she lived in Aldershot at some point though.

I realise I said 'is from' which means 'was born there' sozzo!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

JM

| 8,289 posts

29^th Mar 2008 at 7:20 pm

We're getting a divorce now, Mark.

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