Things that right royally f*ck you off

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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 8:41 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
DECAF!


If I went anywhere near Piccadilly train station at any point in the week I'd call in and ask you for all the irritating things you list on here.

Oh man. Im passing through picadilly on sunday...

wombat

| 8,154 posts


28th Feb 2008 at 9:15 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
my skin.

It's horrible, flaky, itchy, puffy and red, because the DOCTOR GAVE ME A CREAM THAT MADE THAT HAPPEN.

b*st*rd.

Anyway, I looks horrendous, and I'm supposed to be meeting Denesha this weekend, hopefully.

She'll tell you all I don't deserve my hottest VRer mantle because of this STUPID skin of mine.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 11:09 am

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
Noel Fielding. First of all, he looks like he gets dressed in the dark which makes a complete mockery of that 'best dressed man' sh*te, and secondly, if he wasn't famous people would cross the road to avoid him since he is the archetypal Shoreditch tw*t. And his face is both ugly and massive.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

John Cage Bubblegum

| 6,555 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 12:09 pm

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
That as well. The Mighty Boosh is f*cking horrendous, no doubt. Self-consciously wacky stoner-student b*ll*cks.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 3:23 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Getting 42% on the module when the lecutrer kept forgetting the names of characters and never told us what she wanted from her. I didn't get below 62% last year and now it counts I do... Grrr. Especially annoying is that the rest of my marks were 2:1s and would've averaged at 65%, but because of this ONE, they now average at 60%. Grrrrrr.
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 4:58 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Squirrel mail. Again. If they're going to insist on sending important e-mails to just your university e-mail address instead of dual-sending them to the other one we provided them with, could they not at least use a server that doesn't drop the connection every time you click on an e-mail. F*cks sake.
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Colin

| 10,038 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 5:06 pm

Colin -

 
The new version of Midnight Fox... I don't like it
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 7:17 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: samurai_hedgehog
That as well. The Mighty Boosh is f*cking horrendous, no doubt. Self-consciously wacky stoner-student b*ll*cks.


"Look at me! I'm off my head and wear daft clothes, waheyyy!"


He looks like he stole his face from raiding a bin.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


29th Feb 2008 at 11:10 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
getting bitten by a f*cking goose

granted when it hissed at me i hissed back...


Edited by Πανδώρα Feb 2008
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:19 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: melfina
getting bitten by a f*cking goose

granted when it hissed at me i hissed back...


not many people in the country can say they've ever been bitten by a goose. good work.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:39 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:40 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:49 am

Dissimulation -

 
Those Jacks fans are animals

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 12:51 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
best part was, i was going to feed the git ¬_¬
stupid oversized duck b*st*rd

guineas pigs had a go when i went to do them earlier n'all
but meh, i must be tasty

right now?
i want something nice, but there isn't anything nice
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 3:20 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: TheUnitedTruth

Grrrr. I'll sort them out when I'm next up


Heh. Lol.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:01 pm

 
Boots closing before 5pm so I couldn't get a very big plaster so I bled all over the library until we improvised with tissue (so gross) and my tubi grip. I hate this.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:18 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
I want someone to shoot Christopher Biggins dead.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 7:21 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
In fact, f*ck him. He's fast becoming my most hated TV Personality. It used to be Richard Whiteley, but that got taken care of. Eamon Holmes is also on the list.

TinyShine

| 2,144 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 8:16 pm

TinyShine -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.


It was scary! About 5 swans came out of the lake and circled me and one started trying to attack me for my bread! Then he bit me on the thumb and I screamed. I'm a bit scared of swans now

Sarah xx

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:14 pm

 
I'm not allowed to go out tonight after the 'WE NEED A BIG PLASTER' crisis which scared my friends because of blood and a serious resemblance to raw chicken slits for rosemary and other spices.
Why ask 'do you want to lose your foot?'? I clearly don't want to lose my foot. Jeez.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:32 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Can we see a picture?

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:58 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: TinyShine
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: farmer_jack
Sarah was bitten by a Swan once. I stood and watched. It was comical.

It definately conjures up hilarious mental images.


It was scary! About 5 swans came out of the lake and circled me and one started trying to attack me for my bread! Then he bit me on the thumb and I screamed. I'm a bit scared of swans now  

Sarah xx


I was bitten by a turkey once. Now I hate them all.

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


1st Mar 2008 at 9:58 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Can we see a picture?


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