Things that give you the raging f*cking hump
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Quote: Taxloss
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Captain Pointy agrees that that is absurd. I've never known you to be selfish... I'm sure Mike and Joe don't think so either after you helped out a lot with their money troubles those times
and you bought me a pizza once! (although I won that fair and square) 
*Unsure if they'd want their real names up there.
Myself, I am a f*cking selfish moany cow.
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Captain Pointy agrees that that is absurd. I've never known you to be selfish... I'm sure Mike and Joe don't think so either after you helped out a lot with their money troubles those times
and you bought me a pizza once! (although I won that fair and square) *Unsure if they'd want their real names up there.
Quote: Valentino_Rossi
Not a clue, I don't work for Asda. All I know is they were closed and we got all there 'lovely' customers.
Quote: Vibratorthe stupid levels business due to another shop having a refit. Not so bad, but that b*tch of a customer who was p*ssed purely because Asda was cheaper. For the record, we are not Asda, nor will we ever be Asda, thus are prices won't be identical to Asda's. Did you really think we'd match our prices perfecty to Asda's while there closed just for your convienience?
Likewise we ran out of a fair few items. Well forgive us, we only found out Asda were to close for the week yesterday, when it was far to late to do anything about todays stock levels.
Thing that annoyed me most though was the final customer, who came in with a trolley at five to four and took twenty minutes to get around the store. As we announced on the tannoy at four, the store was closed, yet she continued shopping. We didn't get out because "I thought you guys were open 'til eight". Proof there that customers do not listen. ¬¬
On a Sunday?
Not a clue, I don't work for Asda. All I know is they were closed and we got all there 'lovely' customers.
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Quote: Vibrator
Aye, but if she came in today and asked that then she's clearly daft. 6 hour Sunday trading laws and all that.
Quote: Valentino_RossiQuote: Vibratorthe stupid levels business due to another shop having a refit. Not so bad, but that b*tch of a customer who was p*ssed purely because Asda was cheaper. For the record, we are not Asda, nor will we ever be Asda, thus are prices won't be identical to Asda's. Did you really think we'd match our prices perfecty to Asda's while there closed just for your convienience?
Likewise we ran out of a fair few items. Well forgive us, we only found out Asda were to close for the week yesterday, when it was far to late to do anything about todays stock levels.
Thing that annoyed me most though was the final customer, who came in with a trolley at five to four and took twenty minutes to get around the store. As we announced on the tannoy at four, the store was closed, yet she continued shopping. We didn't get out because "I thought you guys were open 'til eight". Proof there that customers do not listen. ¬¬
On a Sunday?
Not a clue, I don't work for Asda. All I know is they were closed and we got all there 'lovely' customers.
Aye, but if she came in today and asked that then she's clearly daft. 6 hour Sunday trading laws and all that.
wait, you think customers make perfect logical sense? Dude you've clearly never worked with customers, and are well lucky.
Thinking on it though, a couple of our smaller stores in town can stay open until eleven on a sunday. I don't envy those staff. 
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Quote: Vibrator
having worked in a mix of shops, bars, call offices and tourist information over the past 7 years...
wait, you think customers make perfect logical sense? Dude you've clearly never worked with customers, and are well lucky.Thinking on it though, a couple of our smaller stores in town can stay open until eleven on a sunday. I don't envy those staff.
having worked in a mix of shops, bars, call offices and tourist information over the past 7 years...
Quote: Valentino_Rossi
as the old shop related saying goes "serving customers would be so much easier if we didn't have customers".
Truer (sp?) words were never spoken.
Quote: Vibratorwait, you think customers make perfect logical sense? Dude you've clearly never worked with customers, and are well lucky.Thinking on it though, a couple of our smaller stores in town can stay open until eleven on a sunday. I don't envy those staff.
having worked in a mix of shops, bars, call offices and tourist information over the past 7 years...
as the old shop related saying goes "serving customers would be so much easier if we didn't have customers".
Truer (sp?) words were never spoken.
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Quote: Vibrator
My favourite is, "this would be an even better place to work without all these f*cking c*nts in here all the time".
Quote: Valentino_RossiQuote: Vibratorwait, you think customers make perfect logical sense? Dude you've clearly never worked with customers, and are well lucky.Thinking on it though, a couple of our smaller stores in town can stay open until eleven on a sunday. I don't envy those staff.
having worked in a mix of shops, bars, call offices and tourist information over the past 7 years...
as the old shop related saying goes "serving customers would be so much easier if we didn't have customers".
Truer (sp?) words were never spoken.
My favourite is, "this would be an even better place to work without all these f*cking c*nts in here all the time".
Quote: Valentino_Rossi
ah no, see that's the best one about management types.
Quote: VibratorQuote: Valentino_RossiQuote: Vibratorwait, you think customers make perfect logical sense? Dude you've clearly never worked with customers, and are well lucky.Thinking on it though, a couple of our smaller stores in town can stay open until eleven on a sunday. I don't envy those staff.
having worked in a mix of shops, bars, call offices and tourist information over the past 7 years...
as the old shop related saying goes "serving customers would be so much easier if we didn't have customers".
Truer (sp?) words were never spoken.
My favourite is, "this would be an even better place to work without all these f*cking c*nts in here all the time".
ah no, see that's the best one about management types.
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I used to fear for it. Then I was unable to keep up repayments. Now it's being held by a building society, who are going to auction it off for my debts.
Whoever buys my sanity from that auction will walk away with a big ball of nothing.
I fear for That Thing' sanity.
I used to fear for it. Then I was unable to keep up repayments. Now it's being held by a building society, who are going to auction it off for my debts.
Whoever buys my sanity from that auction will walk away with a big ball of nothing.
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