15th Apr 2007 at 5:09 pm
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
15th Apr 2007 at 5:19 pm
Outside-left
15th Apr 2007 at 5:39 pm
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
15th Apr 2007 at 5:50 pm
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
15th Apr 2007 at 5:52 pm
Grog me.
15th Apr 2007 at 11:12 pm
Get your Antlers on
Good list there That Thing.
The one thing that grinds my gears (yes, i saw that episode last night) about shop staff is when they don't know their products. Or in a supermarket's case, the general layout. Or when a cigarette kiosk tender doesn't know the name of anything other than the big few ciggy brands.
eg - "Stuyvesant? what are they?"
"behind you on the left, near the bottom. White pack, red tab."
16th Apr 2007 at 12:54 pm
Aurals Velupide!
[*]We are not here to pack for you. We are willing to help pack, and will gladly pack if you are clearly disabled. Being lazy is not a disability, neither is finding opening the bags tricky a disability. Bags can be opend by placing one hand over the handle, and one on the middle of the bag and pulling your hands apart. the resulting tab that appears can then be used to open the bag. It's is not difficult, and it has been known for people with arthritis to open a bag. Not packing wastes time, and annoys everyone in the queue as well as the cashier.
16th Apr 2007 at 6:02 pm
Quote: knockers
[*]There is not a chair behind the kiosk. The length of a kiosk shift can vary from just fifteen minutes for break coverring, to upto eight hours, of which staff can expect to do at least four hours as one solid lump without rest. Unlike the tills, which have chairs, or shop floor work, where this lots of moving about (and a chance to sit down if you work a lower shelf), kiosk staff are expected to spend several hours a time. This consequentally leaves them with sore feet, and a tendancy to sit down on any availiable surface, at any opportunity. Do not accuse them of slacking, or of being unnocupied.
When Waitrose got rid of the chairs at the kiosk they made it policy to split kiosk time so no one is ever stood on their feet for ridiculously long amounts of time. Co-op ought to do that.
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
16th Apr 2007 at 6:05 pm
Quote: knockers
[*]We are not here to pack for you. We are willing to help pack, and will gladly pack if you are clearly disabled. Being lazy is not a disability, neither is finding opening the bags tricky a disability. Bags can be opend by placing one hand over the handle, and one on the middle of the bag and pulling your hands apart. the resulting tab that appears can then be used to open the bag. It's is not difficult, and it has been known for people with arthritis to open a bag. Not packing wastes time, and annoys everyone in the queue as well as the cashier.
Plastic bags are hard to open if you have smooth and very dry hands... as people behind me in a queue have found out several times, I can see how it can be annoying for staff though but it's also embarrassing for the person attempting to open the bloody bag.
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
16th Apr 2007 at 6:41 pm
16th Apr 2007 at 7:08 pm
Aurals Velupide!
Yes, but I've shown people how it's done, watched them do it, and still they insist on getting me to do it or them. That's just laziness, and a waste of time on both parties involved.
16th Apr 2007 at 7:13 pm
Get your Antlers on
16th Apr 2007 at 7:33 pm
16th Apr 2007 at 7:39 pm
Grog me.
16th Apr 2007 at 7:42 pm
Bill Bryson is my God
16th Apr 2007 at 7:54 pm
Um, coincidence, but everyone on VR who has worked at the Co-op seems to have hated it.
I mean, le what?
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
16th Apr 2007 at 9:04 pm
16th Apr 2007 at 9:21 pm
I would suggest, That Thing, that you start going to work with a gun.
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
16th Apr 2007 at 11:08 pm
Get your Antlers on
Just a random comment, but it seems to fit in here. It's so funny when people try to cover up the fact that they're buying condoms by buying other random things. A few days ago, a guy went through my till with a 12-pack of Durex, a six-pack of Red Bull and a tin of dog food. Whatever he did that night should go on YouTube.
Um coincidence, but everyone on VR who has worked at the Co-op seems to have hated it.
I mean, le what?
17th Apr 2007 at 12:09 am
i r lion. i r bite you.
17th Apr 2007 at 11:23 am
Quote: BazookasJust a random comment, but it seems to fit in here. It's so funny when people try to cover up the fact that they're buying condoms by buying other random things. A few days ago, a guy went through my till with a 12-pack of Durex, a six-pack of Red Bull and a tin of dog food. Whatever he did that night should go on YouTube.
Aaah teenagers buying lads mags and/or erotica books... they can't look you in the eye... I always wanted to have to do a price check on one of those, or had to ask someone else if they knew how much it was very loudly. Was never cruel enough to do it though...
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
17th Apr 2007 at 5:51 pm
the rotten egg of an angry political goose...
3rd Jun 2007 at 4:45 pm
think that all these are relevant to any job where you have to communicate with the general public!
have always felt, especially when i worked in an offy, that shop work is a great job, if it wasn't for the customers...
23rd Jul 2007 at 2:32 am
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
23rd Jul 2007 at 9:55 am
we have new machines in maccy d's, lovely touch screen yokes, but if i need to void anything off i need a maanager to come and do it and is it ever f*cking anoying...
Every time a customer changes there mind i have to call the manager, in the past i just changed it to 0 but now....
and the customer who when you ask if they want x in a meal and go no and then order the equivilant of a meal....which costs more so i have to change it...
Or they say everything in one go, so i stop them, get them to repeat and then they do the same thing agian...god people its not hard....
23rd Jul 2007 at 7:08 pm
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
23rd Jul 2007 at 9:25 pm
VR kicks ass!
24th Jul 2007 at 1:02 am
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
24th Jul 2007 at 11:03 pm
Mate, just get a new job, for Christ's sake. This one doesn't seem to be doing you any favours. You're obviously an articulate, inteligent person who could probably do a lot better than working at Co-op.
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
25th Jul 2007 at 1:02 am
Quote: Thingumyafter today (and yesterday for that matter) my only new contribution to helping out kiosk service is thus:
[list][*]If your over the age of 65, and can't remember what day it is, please jump infront of the number seventeen bus that comes past the building every 10 minutes. Just because your feeling lonely does not give you the right to assume the staff are willing to socialise with you. Going around the store three times because you can't remember if you've brought the milk in the bag in your right hand does not help us, and looks highly suspicious. Do not even attempt to shop if you can't remember what colour the purple sweets are. Telling us your after an item that's green and hot, is too vague, and is a waste of everyone's time. If you've reached that stage, then the cost to us to serve you is far greater than the £4 we'll get from you. For the conveinience of other customers, as well as staff, and society in general, including societies in other countries; please end your existance, preferably in a way that doesn't inconvienience others, such as by thinking a pair of concrete boots are actually flippers, and jump of the nearest bridge.[/list]
Woah, dude. Chill.
As much as customers p*ss off you, me and everyone else in front line customer service, have some sympathy. Chances are these people could have Alzheimer's or some other degenerative illness..
The one general exception to my rule of all customers must die is the elderly and infirm. (Unless they are obviously taking the p*ss and pushing their luck based on this fact.)
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
25th Jul 2007 at 12:58 pm
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
25th Jul 2007 at 2:43 pm
"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"
27th Jul 2007 at 9:09 am
sorry, that's partial personal beleif that ... extermination, for the lack of a better phrase, of the senile and imcompetant would be beneficial. They do tend to be the people I'd most like to shoot though, given the choice.
31st Jul 2007 at 9:56 pm
Quote: Thingumy
sorry, that's partial personal beleif that ... extermination, for the lack of a better phrase, of the senile and imcompetant would be beneficial. They do tend to be the people I'd most like to shoot though, given the choice.
I'd personally choose to shoot fat, ugly, inbred c*nts from Reading.
Each to their own, I guess.
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.
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