2 Pickly stick insects (which died within 4 days
- last time I buy from THEM - got a Madagascan Hissing Cockroach on order now!
)
A plain fleece hooded top (luvly an warm)
A box of cakes
Duct tape
Rubber gloves (this and the last item are completely unrelated - tape was fer me grandad, gloves were fer me cos me hands are sensitive to washing up liquid!!)
Hoover bags[b]
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap the motherf*cker upside the head.