A Thread for Bitching In

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outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:42 pm

 
er... so er..... what should i b*tch... about.??

come on , someone throw me a subject and i'll try and b*tch...



..

come on...

er , ok , ill try and think of something.

er...

hmmmm.... , well i dont like my shoes... the ones i always buy always end up with holes in and stuff....

*SERVBOT-R* -- then dont buy em...

!! hey, er... well.... ok.. hmmm...

crap.

*SERVBOT-R* -- he he , you suck

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:46 pm

Alpaca -

 
im gonna b*tch about the cool shop near the bus stop - i just had to goin and buy a big, green, gorgeous candle for

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:47 pm

 
er..... can you think of something for me to b*tch about.??

God

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:50 pm

Howdy.

 


Well here's somthing thats been troubling me for some time.


I find it LUDICROUS, NEGLEGENT and DARN RIGHT ANNOYING that headphones are only made with two ear pieces. - I mean what kind of FOOL would be so ILLOGICAL as to design headphones with such a strange number of ear pieces?
Its madness.

I mean obviously your gonna want to share the music with friends (as in more than one).
I have a friend who also finds it particulaly annoying as since he spent two weeks in the 'Sunny Chernobyl Vacation Village', he returned with three ears and now he complains that he never gets the full surround sound effect.

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:52 pm

Alpaca -

 
yes outcast, you can b*tch about..... umm....... smelly people.

dont worry, im in a good mood so im immune to anti-smelly propaganda so i wont take offence.

hehehehe

oooh long words.

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 3:55 pm

Alpaca -

 
Quote: Underground_Cliche_
3p??! As I told Loony last night, I once got down on my hands and knees and begged a stranger to lend me the money to buy "Strangeways, Here We Come" by the Smiths when I was 14.

Worked and all.


well solent blue line bus drivers are tight asses and probably would have turned me away! grrrr those people in blue thunderbirds hats and yellow name badges.

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:02 pm

 
er ok... smelly people....er

well i dont know what to say... i mean , we all smell....

can you give me a bit more detail...??

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:05 pm

Alpaca -

 
the drunk smelly old men that sit next to youon the bus & train. and then you realise you have another hour of the journey left and you have to try not to barf or laugh

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:10 pm

 
lol

sorry , i cant complain about them.... i love old men to the point of obsession, you of all people should know that. thats why i wants an old man cap... he he

and there is this great old guy who lives near me who i want to be like when im older, and even my sister really wants me to turn out like him.... actually i would be suprised if i didnt.lol

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:14 pm

 
yea a little..... i mean i am a drunk smelly old man..

well thats what my class co-horts tell me at college.

but they tend to add ugly and stupid

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:46 pm

Alpaca -

 
Quote: Underground_Cliche_


Bit insensitive...



sorry but its not nice. they scare me actually. arrrrgh! im surethey dont like sitting nex to me either.

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:47 pm

Alpaca -

 
[quote=outcast_ link=1037719927/0#13 date=1037722467]yea a little.....

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:49 pm

 
no we dont....eerrrrrrrkrkkrrrrr *waves hand around iratticly to simulate drunkeness*

outcast

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:50 pm

 
HEY!!

thats just mean!

Alpaca

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19th Nov 2002 at 4:54 pm

Alpaca -

 
you know im only jokin!


i can be worse than that in a jokey way to people in general but i need to keep that under wraps hehehe

im nice.

Sam_Wells

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19th Nov 2002 at 5:51 pm

 
Wayhey, I f*cking hate all of you. Except you. and you.
You know who you are.

secluded_rainbow

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19th Nov 2002 at 9:05 pm

I need a decent picture!!

 
Stuff that annoying me

The new zine colour scheme is probably the worst thing ever.
emma the lil angel shouldnt be allowed on zine, or on this earth.
Ricki lake/jerry springer arent on anymore and Jenny jones is only on sky which I dont have.
I have to do two chemistry retakes in january as well as the new chem module, and biology and maths, And I have to pull my grades up or everyone will be disappointed in me and I wont get into uni
I have to do extra hours in Argos tomorrow and I dont want to cos I hate my job and need to revise.
I only get to see my boyfriend twice aweek
MY dog keeps barking all the time, my parents wont let me have any more pet mice, which I need as I keep having mad pet mouse dreams which I'm sure would go if I had a petmouse I could be sane again!
I've ran out of babybels and jaffacakes and the shops are faraway and closed.
I dont know what I want to do with my life
And I cant find any new trainers as my feet are too wide and I can only wear adidas shelltoes, if I don't want my little toes to bleed, which I dont.
I cant fin d any nice jeans or blue/grey cords
terroists could attack at any moment
little animals are being killed in oil spills
the government sucks

I b*tch too much

Albi The Racist Dragon

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20th Nov 2002 at 11:12 am

 
I was followed round Asda the other day by a guy who i'm sure was the hobo in the Wranglers advert. You know which one i mean. Not really a b*tch, just a thought.

Anyways...

It keeps raining.
I have too many lectures and too short an attention span.
I cant watch Bargain Hunt any more.
Or teletext.
I need a hug.
My car doesnt have any petrol in.
People keep complaining about things when they should just lighten up.
Women are all deliberately confusing me.

There, that made me feel a bit better.
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hikey

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20th Nov 2002 at 11:34 am

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

 
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *GROUPHUG*thing is im having trouble seeing teletext an all as our tv reception is dire for terestial tv bloody great for sky but the teletext reception on terrestial is sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Silvan

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20th Nov 2002 at 2:14 pm

Silvan - Aurals Velupide!

Aurals Velupide!

 
Quote: secluded_rainbow_
The new zine colour scheme is probably the worst thing ever.


I like it. I find it much easier on the eyes.

But anyhoo: I don't like seagulls that tap on your window at 5 in the morning.
What can I say? I did it all for the Wookies.

outcast

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21st Nov 2002 at 2:15 pm

 
er..... still cant think of anything........ poop. i hate being related to mongoose's. (dad's side)

er... well , um...... cheeze is er, well smelly. i dont like that... well i dont like it much , ..... perhaps it's not too bad. and i kinda like cheeze.... it's actually quite good. but er..... oh crap. !!

now i still cant think of anything to b*tch about and im hankering for a cheeze sandwadge , !!DAMN YOU!!

Will

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22nd Nov 2002 at 9:17 pm

 
mmm i have a huge urge to make cheese on toast.... mmmmmm melting cheeeeese..... mmmm.mm.mshduskf

The Angry Monkey Show

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22nd Nov 2002 at 11:03 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Quote: Underground_Cliche_

The only things that interest me nowadays are comedy and politics. Apart from that everything is mundane, boring and uninspiring.
But that new thing TLC Reece "Godlike" Shearsmith is in is absolutely woeful and has sent my belief system crashing to the ground.


Yeah, but then there's Alan Partridge and Look Around You, which are fantastic, so, y'know. Besdies, it's not like it was Steve in tlc... now that would be a crime...

Personally I avoid ploitics. It angers up the blood.
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elmsyrup

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24th Nov 2002 at 2:33 pm

what does it all mean?

 
[quote=cheese_master_ link=1037719927/0#2 date=1037720804]im gonna b*tch about the cool shop near the bus stop - i just had to goin and buy a big, green, gorgeous candle for
Abba got it right.

elmsyrup

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24th Nov 2002 at 2:43 pm

what does it all mean?

 
Quote: Completely_Underwhelmed_
not a plain cheese sandwich. oh no!

a FRIED CHEESE SANDWICH is what u need!!!

make it w/ that pizza cheese an then treat it like ur fryin bread. SOOOOO good, its real binge food.
My b*tch is that I don't have any cheese so I can't have a melty sandwich and even if I did all my fave food has one thing in common- it's not exactly slimmening. Except Greek salad. And I have been really ill the last week but I have to go back to work tomorrow and I have to get up at 6 to take my antibiotic and catch the 6:57 to start at 7:30 and it's all just so exhausting.
Abba got it right.

elmsyrup

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24th Nov 2002 at 3:00 pm

what does it all mean?

 
Depression-
Lamacq's not on next week and the Sessions in the nations are all rubbish and time's running out for the Sess and whatever they put on in January it won't be Steve and I luv him.
Abba got it right.

WasteOfAnAngel

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24th Nov 2002 at 7:41 pm

Cute L'il Dead Girl

 
my moan can be found here because i cant be assed with a post that long on here...

the only other thing i have to b*tch about is my stupid indecisiveness

ive spent ages trying to break up one of my exes with a girl that was making him depressed and just not good enough for him...which finally worked...although it was her who dumped him...yes i know im a mean b*tch...big deal...anyway...he now wants me back...and i kinda want him back...but i dont want him...because i want raffi....i dont want to lose raffi...but raffis so far away...and its difficult to stay loyal to him..and i really do want michael...and i found out today that ben also wants michael...and michaels always had a crush on ben...and ive always had a crush on ben...but hes gay which is an a*se...and i really really want raffi...and i really really want michael...and i dont know what to do...cause i dont want anyone to get hurt...especially me...ah well...
Take your wings outside, you can't fly in here

be creative, invent a new perversion

> > recommended book ~ Chuck Palahniuk - Diary < <
> > recommended song ~ The Smashing Pumpkins - Thru the Eyes of Ruby < <

Caged Liberty

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25th Nov 2002 at 1:16 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
My b*tch


photos of me were circulated, reeeeeeeeeally bad photos
I only found out yesterday
the photos are from three or four years ago
and I don't even like to look at them
and I"m angry
becasue I was promised the pics would never be shown to anyone
and now because of an argument that has now been resolved
they have been





Caged Liberty

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25th Nov 2002 at 1:18 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
I have so much work to do for school and I have to tidy up my bedroom majorly in order to find this work

And all I want to do is sleep.

The work is already weeks overdue

*failing course*

Caged Liberty

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25th Nov 2002 at 1:23 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
I also neeed chocolate before I kill the nearest law abiding citizen grrrrrrr run away from me run away I saw muahahahahahahaha

"Dance the mambo and the cha-cha-cha
I'll run you over in my beautiful car"

I'm not going mad quickly enough


I want things to eateth but I can't be bothered to maketh anything

Because I'm tooooooooooo laaaaazzzzee


I'm going to pollute this thread, it's too appealing to me

Who started it anyhow?

A medal for you, a shiny one.

Will

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25th Nov 2002 at 4:56 pm

 
what is this thread about again??

John Cage Bubblegum

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27th Nov 2002 at 11:13 am

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
Things that been annoying me:

Getting up at 5.30 am to get the train to London
Getting lost three times in London in about an hour
Bloody Virgin trains (need I say more?)
Assessment tests
My love life, or lack of
The English essays that are piling up that I still haven't done
My ISP denying me access to the Internet for no apparent reason



Peter Kenyon has a medal

the legend of snaz

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27th Nov 2002 at 2:12 pm

 
my friends are p*ssin me off!
I had a big go at Alice yesterday and she deserved it! but now she's gone in a mood with me.
I think I talk too much, it seems as tho my friends know absolutely EVERYTHING there is to know about me and I don't know how to make them forget stuff I've told them.
I'm gonna fail my graphics A level, not been doing the work, teachers gonna kill me, not motivated enough
Having problems saving my money, wasting it all on stupid things i don't need
I like this guy who already has a girlfriend
I need to find an available guy to focus my attention on - preferably one who doesn't live in a different city
the ucas waiting game - what if no universities want me?
I have bad skin
my sleep pattern and eating patterns are all mixed up
its winter and I'm cold
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