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Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:15 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

On the suggestion of Barry, this is a thread where people can post their favourite quotes from I'll Get My Quote and Quote of the Day. These may then (if Andy has the time) be used in the banner to make VR more personal and result in less randomness about harpoons.

Post any quote you have found funny from the threads or new ones from around the boards or whathaveyou and we'll try and get them all up there at some point before the Camera Project finishes.

Gogogo!

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:31 pm

I aim to misbehave

Martin's tastebuds are individually shaped like Roy Cropper

I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze

thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one

To practise the sucking of old ladies...

never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!

not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube

The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:35 pm

Hope is important.

Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.

Kim: Why Micheal Winner? Is it for the awful tv adverts he does?
George: Yeah, but had Nelson Mandela done those adverts people would campaigning to re-imprison him.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:49 pm

Outside-left

I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:54 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Sammy: Even my haters would agree that I and other members make up VR.

Bob Flapper: BLEND YOU B*ST*RD HAHAHAHAHA

Bob Flapper: very fast and painful? Sounds like a prison shower

Joel: I was about to speculate on Emma singing into a microwave

Alan: I don't have a frozen German in my house... at the moment, at least.

Me: I thought it was a magical new duck language. Bloody dissapointed now.

vegie_hannah: this is a website for vegies isnt it

Mark: I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.

Gary: I'm never using Google for erections again.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 2:55 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom

I think there should be one that says 'Ladies, fancy a good time? Call [Dan's Phone number]"

Like an online phonebox...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:00 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

Pfft, everyone has it by now.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:12 pm

I aim to misbehave

Jen: WHY??! How did it get to this point? Where I have to deny timmy Mallet? How!

S. R. Duck: Off to Tescos. Need bread and bin bags.
Me: to feed the ducks then kill them and bury them?

James: they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny

(too long to be a banner, but f*ck me is this one funny)
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Happy Days ended when Mr. Cunningham worke up and it was all a dream.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz never existed.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: And he woke up with bloodstained hands and three dead bodies on the ground.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz told him to do it.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: No-one near Arnold's diner survived.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Eeeeeeyyyy

Topper: Hi Sammy, how are you and your gums? Got them back yet? Rofflecopter. I'm alright, bought some Daz today, you know, just for the craic.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 3:15 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

wombat: I like how I hit the > instead of the full stop. Now it looks like AIDS is wearing a party hat.

Osiris: It's Vegetable Revolution, not Vegetable Intercourse Pea sex is just wrong.

Marton: I've just had the best idea. "The cocaine doorstep challenge".

George Leak of Georges: In soviet russia board game plays you

Dissimulation: Somebody do me a favour, quote it all and then when I wake up in the morning it'll be like a hollyoaks catch up

Sammy: yes but some of my policies are too advance for the people today

sniper lilly: but the weirdest [PM] is from sammy tsang asking me if i speak german

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 4:41 pm

I aim to misbehave

A few more:

wombat: you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit.

Topper: I wonder what would happen If I tried to crawl up inside of my own a*s.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 4:43 pm

There are eons of Quote threads, yes?
Too much to go through individually?
How about we divide the task by twenties of pages or something, and just trust each other's opinions?
Or each person could just narrow it down to all those suitable (hence one-liners).

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:52 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I think people are just finding ones they remember as funny, there doesn't need to be any sort of method to it, does there?

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Colin

| 10,038 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:54 pm

Okay. I was thinking of it that way because I remember none

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:58 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I went through a few pages though, I'm not expecting everyone to trawl through them all. Just think of it as a thread where you can post any funny VRererness you find

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

| 1,786 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 6:58 pm

"I'm Colin. Can I organise something?"

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 8:22 pm

PLEASE NO OUT OF CONTEXT RANDOMNESS

Thank you

[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Vel

| 23,203 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 8:30 pm

Marry me?

What an excellent quote!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts

13^th Jan 2009 at 11:01 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Joel just now: Lol, who books a band for a funeral

Ace quote, actually lololed.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th Jan 2009 at 10:45 am

I aim to misbehave

Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Can't talk - in own weird fantasy internal monologue.

Bernard Manning: the truth does suck..which is also how I know your mum is genuine

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

15^th Jan 2009 at 11:57 pm

Technically sexy.

Bob Flapper: i see what you did there. Clever, but not too revealing.
Bob Flapper: like the batman suit

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Claire

| 15,814 posts

16^th Jan 2009 at 12:32 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: thelostdude

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

16^th Jan 2009 at 2:11 pm

Silent Majority (James I believe) -

Dannii Minogue: That's not the kind of song that my sister, Kylie, would have chosen. Kylie's my sister. If you want to get anywhere in this business you can either learn to cry on cue like me, or sing like Kylie Minougue. Who I'm related to.

Barry -

Louis: Not a big fan of the song choice if I'm being honest. You should have sung something Westlife have done. Cos then we could play their version as you walk out and I get more money

I like that thread.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

16^th Jan 2009 at 2:47 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Haryuu_No_Hanekata

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Colin

| 10,038 posts

19^th Jan 2009 at 3:50 pm

Quote: little_blue_fox

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

River Phoenix

Aimz:

Edit: I have also very briefly met Scott. Sorry about that mistake.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

the doc

| 23,161 posts

21^st Jan 2009 at 9:41 am

Why, oh why, have none of you grammar gangsters realised that 'to quote' is a verb, and the noun form is actually 'quotation'?

Animal

| 32,547 posts

21^st Jan 2009 at 10:01 am

Guys, could you please make it obvious if something is going to be a quote you want to use? This way the mods here can put it somewhere where magical things will happen.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

21^st Jan 2009 at 10:44 am

Daft Cow?

The Quotation Files

Just put any quotes you want in the rotation in that thread (as the first post would suggest) - make sure to put it in [tt]quote[/tt] tags.

Anything that is NOT in [tt]quote[/tt] tags won't show up in the banner at the top. So put names/links/context outside of the quote tags.

Clicking the little asterisk takes you to the relevant quote, if you want to find out where it is from or whatever. All the old quotes are from 4chan meme generators or my own personal "funny sh*t" file, so no attribution for them.

Enjoy.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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