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Dinglebutt

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13th Jan 2009 at 2:31 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Martin's tastebuds are individually shaped like Roy Cropper

I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze

thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one

To practise the sucking of old ladies...

never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!

not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube

The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 2:35 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.

Kim: Why Micheal Winner? Is it for the awful tv adverts he does?
George: Yeah, but had Nelson Mandela done those adverts people would campaigning to re-imprison him.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 2:49 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 3:00 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.


I think there should be one that says 'Ladies, fancy a good time? Call [Dan's Phone number]"

Like an online phonebox...


Pfft, everyone has it by now.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 3:12 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Jen: WHY??! How did it get to this point? Where I have to deny timmy Mallet? How!

S. R. Duck: Off to Tescos. Need bread and bin bags.
Me: to feed the ducks then kill them and bury them?

James: they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny

(too long to be a banner, but f*ck me is this one funny)
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Happy Days ended when Mr. Cunningham worke up and it was all a dream.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz never existed.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: And he woke up with bloodstained hands and three dead bodies on the ground.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz told him to do it.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: No-one near Arnold's diner survived.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Eeeeeeyyyy

Topper: Hi Sammy, how are you and your gums? Got them back yet? Rofflecopter. I'm alright, bought some Daz today, you know, just for the craic.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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13th Jan 2009 at 4:41 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
A few more:

wombat: you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit.

Topper: I wonder what would happen If I tried to crawl up inside of my own a*s.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 4:43 pm

Colin -

 
There are eons of Quote threads, yes?
Too much to go through individually?
How about we divide the task by twenties of pages or something, and just trust each other's opinions?
Or each person could just narrow it down to all those suitable (hence one-liners).
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Colin

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13th Jan 2009 at 6:54 pm

Colin -

 
Okay. I was thinking of it that way because I remember none
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SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

| 1,786 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 6:58 pm

 
"I'm Colin. Can I organise something?"


 
 
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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