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Colin

| 10,038 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:00 pm

Office workers called Darren or Phil are really manly or cool.

Edited by Colin Mar 2008

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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:06 pm

Outside-left

Phil is as manly as they come, but Darren?

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:07 pm

Okay, okay... *edit*

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Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:21 pm

hahaha!

Awesome work sir.

Also. Dan. It says it up there in red so it must be true. you can't argue with the internet, after all.

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:43 pm

The red has been r-edited - you are really manly OR cool.

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Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 4:56 pm

YEAH!

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 5:08 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

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YEAH!

YEAH?

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 5:17 pm

Quote: thelostdude

The red has been r-edited - you are really manly OR cool.

Ah, but you specifiy neither as belonging to either myself or Phil, so we could be one or the other at no loss to the other party.

Hmm. I like this logic.

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Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 6:30 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Er, the hell? :-?

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:35 pm

Oddly the front page text stilll reads 'Manly and cool' rather than the new 'or'.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:43 pm

I'm surprised you've not objected to being called Office Workers.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:43 pm

Quote: farmer_jack

I'm surprised you've not objected to being called Office Workers.

Well I work in an office so....

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:49 pm

Likewise.

I rarely leave my desk unless I need to kick someones a*se in sales or use the kitchen or whatever.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:51 pm

I thought you'd have preferred your formal work titles, or even just simply 'winners'. Alas.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:52 pm

Quote: farmer_jack

I thought you'd have preferred your formal work titles, or even just simply 'winners'. Alas.

*shrug* The WINNER thing goes without saying

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 7:55 pm

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YEAH!

YEAH?

Oh yeah!

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Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:03 pm

Quote: farmer_jack

I thought you'd have preferred your formal work titles, or even just simply 'winners'. Alas.

What Phil said.

Besides, in our office we all kinda made up our job titles, since we were never officially given one when we got the jobs.

Annoyingly, they had to be serious sounding jobs to do with what we do in the office.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:16 pm

If I had to come up with my own job title, I think I'd choose Batman.

What did you come up with?

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:30 pm

The quite boring 'Technical Support Analyst'. Andy thought of it ages before I joined so I nicked it.

I wanted to use Cheif Executive Officer, but I don't think it would have gone down too well.

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The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:36 pm

I try to call myself 'Graphic Designer and Web Consultant, Assistant to the Office Team Leader'. But I don't get very far with that.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:42 pm

Actually, on a technicality (The fact Andy left and came back) I'm technically 'Senior Technical Support Analyst'

Which means all of jacksh*t diference really.

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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 8:44 pm

Outside-left

i still need to get Phil those 'WINNER' business cards made.

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

10^th Mar 2008 at 9:22 pm

I have decided to modify my custom-given job title. It is now:

Graphic Designer, Web Consultant, Assistant to Office Team Leader, and Full Time Manager Of Own Desk.

With that, I shall put in for a rise.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

11^th Mar 2008 at 12:08 am

...did I miss something here?

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

11^th Mar 2008 at 12:14 am

Yes. I think Phil said he was sick of seeing that ring on the front page, so Colin made a new thread, which put the ring about 100 pixels further down the page. Then the thread turned into one about job titles.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

11^th Mar 2008 at 9:07 am

River Phoenix

(Seeing the title of this thread gave me a bit of a headache.)

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Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

11^th Mar 2008 at 9:25 am

Quote: farmer_jack

I have decided to modify my custom-given job title. It is now:

Graphic Designer, Web Consultant, Assistant to Office Team Leader, and Full Time Manager Of Own Desk.

With that, I shall put in for a rise.

I had IT Overlord business cards once, they went down a treat, but my new official title is IT Service Manager, which means I get to sign holiday forms and discipline people for not buying milk in the morning.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

14^th Mar 2008 at 12:20 am

The guy above me at Mosh, formerly head of PR, after doing a bit of maintinence now referrs to himself as 'Fungineer'.

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Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts

28^th May 2008 at 12:37 pm

Quote: farmer_jack

I have decided to modify my custom-given job title. It is now:

Graphic Designer, Web Consultant, Assistant to Office Team Leader, and Full Time Manager Of Own Desk.

With that, I shall put in for a rise.

I loved that.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

28^th May 2008 at 12:41 pm

Fist headed man destroys church.
Car drives past window in town.
And Leicester man wins right to eat sister.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

15^th Sept 2011 at 7:49 am

I aim to misbehave

I wonder if bestfreelancejob has any connection to bestfreelancejob.com...

Nah, probably just a coincidence

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Claire

| 15,814 posts

15^th Sept 2011 at 6:28 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Hai bestfreelancejob,

Please get a job that is not spamming VR.

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Claire.

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Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

20^th Sept 2011 at 10:34 am

snarf!

As a freelance journo meself i checked out that site. Its sh*t! there's no jobs even listed

Never take life seriously.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Nov 2012 at 8:52 am

I aim to misbehave

Yes, but The Kitchen Factory said they were only going to build three tenths of the kitchen.

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