They do now. Here it is, in the mp3est of all formats, the mp3 format.
LINK!Yes, months of hard work, hard waiting and THAT TUNE has finally paid off. It's finished, probably badly balanced, looks absolutely horrible on a wave diagram but IT'LL DO.
It became a huge Audacity file and very difficult to work with (the computer struggled to load all of the tracks at the correct time and took a minute to recover after being stopped)
Starring
list][*]Tommy Seepgood
[*]Clairey Lilac
[*]Emmay 37th
[*]Emmay Muff
[*]Jamesy Smerk
[*]Philly Delphia, born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days
[*]Colinny Self
[*]Martonny DeL'Oreal
[*]The Artist Formerly Known As Nadia...y
[*]Garyy
[*]Caggie Stardust
[/list]
Please don't tell me if I've left anyone out. Actually, do tell me. But be quiet about it.
So thanks to all of the above, in various proportions. 'specially the James for tricking people into thinking it was a team effort, and Claire for getting as impatient as I did.
Here are the lyrics, pilgrim:
Do They Know It's VR?
It's wrist-slit time,
College was so sh*t today,
You feel maligned,
Someone took your lunch money away,
And you just want to post it,
On Things That f*ck You Off No End,
For all the boys and girls,
And Sammy Tsang.
You would go out,
But you’re a discard,
So you f*ck about,
On the shoutbox of VR,
And there's a world inside your PC,
In the depths of the internet,
Where hordes of the bourgeoisie,
Who've mostly never met,
Will play Word Disassociation,
And post about what they wear,
They spam and rant as though,
You even care.
Well, you could have a meet in Edinburgh this summertime,
If you're prepared to come back home in drag, oh-ohhhhh-oh,
You’d harass people in the street,
Several times, and then repeat,
Or simply lose your virginity.
Here’s to n00bs, who think they're so bizarre,
Acting cool with their Megaman avatars,
Don’t they know it’s our f*ckin’ VR?
VR, ooooh,
What a place to vent your spleen.
VR, ooooh,
Founded on the Mega-Zine.
We are, the...
Saddest tw*ts you've ever seen.
VR, ooooh,
Most of our posts are obscene.
It's improved:
You can change the colour scheme.
Merry Christmas, one and all!Perhaps we could, like,
do dinner sometime make another someday soon. If anyone can write a good enough parody and find the karaoke track (or MIDI file, if we must), it's worth trying.