It’s a kind of madness.

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SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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1st Nov 2006 at 10:11 am

 
The general mental health of the nation’s youth seems to be in tatters, according to a government survey released yesterday.

The survey, with information taken mostly from the internet community My Space, finds most people between the age of 14-23 claiming to be “absolutely mad”, “totally bonkers” and “well barmy, me”. The fact that they suffix these admissions with the claim that they’re always “up for a laugh” shows that many are not taking these issues seriously enough. Many use multiple exclamation marks, which as we all know are the sign of a diseased mind.

One young man, who called himself xxx_lol@u_xxx said both he and all the people he spent his time with were “nuts” and when questioned further, turned up the My Chemical Romance song playing on his profile, before drowning in the inanity and vacuousness of his own life.

A spokesman said, “We’re not especially worried. It is possible that this is linked to the break out of dyslexia in some way. Many seem to have trouble writing their own name with out using about five emoticons. The tossers.”



Edited by SEE OTHER ACCOUNT Nov 2006

Colin

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1st Nov 2006 at 2:04 pm

Colin -

 
Further symptoms include the misuse of words such as ‘like’, which has acquired the unexplainable new meaning of “have a fancy or particular liking or desire for”. Also, there have been several cases of EBS (Excessive Bulletin Spamming), in which victims seem to believe that their friends GAF (Give a f*ck) about their every feeling or thought, as we have seen elsewhere, for example The VR Disorder.
You can recognise a victim of MySpace by their top-down angle, high contrast and cleavage.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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1st Nov 2006 at 2:32 pm

Xandir P. Wifflebottom - oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god oh my god oh my god

 
I use multiple exclamation marks!!!!
ACME gay test

1. you gay?
2. Homo say what?
"like im gonna fall for that old tri....what?"

Mark Brogan

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1st Nov 2006 at 4:53 pm

 
*headdesk*

Dr Namgge

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1st Nov 2006 at 5:46 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Aggie_MacKenzie
Quote: vincentkun
I use multiple exclamation marks!!!!


So do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11


OMFG WTF!!!!111oneityonepointone1 ROFL"""2 LMFAO

That's teh buttsecks

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A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

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1st Nov 2006 at 6:18 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
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Damn, I thought that was the Ya Rly one
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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1st Nov 2006 at 10:20 pm

 
Quote: The_Real_Slim_Shady
oh good grief *giggles*

i  hope sammy doesn't see that though  

Why, does Sammy Tsang know an Asian person?

Big nose strikes again

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1st Nov 2006 at 10:40 pm

 
It's okay, Sammy doesn't wear a hat like that or have buck teeth. Win!
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