School shooting 'a sign of Amish progression'

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Dalek

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9th Oct 2006 at 10:46 am

Dalek - Stand and Deliver!!

Stand and Deliver!!

 
Nah, Max Clifford.

Dalek

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9th Oct 2006 at 11:21 am

Dalek - Stand and Deliver!!

Stand and Deliver!!

 
Some jokes to help lighten the mood:

Did you hear about the charity pantomine held for paranoid schizophrenics? It all kicked off when the audience shouted - 'he's behind you!'

Tom and Gary, 2gays spent all weekend in bed having sex. On Sunday Tom says to Gary 'i'm going too the shop, don't be w*nking while i'm away'. When he came back there was cum all over the walls and ceiling! Tom says 'i told you not to w*nk while i was away!' Gary says 'i didn't - i farted'.

Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and complains that he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror. 'I'm not surprised,' said the doctor, 'you're a c*nt.'

Under new pharmacy guidelines all medicines must be ordered by their trade names. When ordering Viagra ask for MYCOXAFLOPIN.

Lianne

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9th Oct 2006 at 11:26 am

 
Quote: Dalek
Some jokes to help lighten the mood:

Did you hear about the charity pantomine held for paranoid schizophrenics?  It all kicked off when the audience shouted - 'he's behind you!'

Tom and Gary, 2gays spent all weekend in bed having sex.  On Sunday Tom says to Gary 'i'm going too the shop, don't be w*nking while i'm away'.  When he came back there was cum all over the walls and ceiling! Tom says 'i told you not to w*nk while i was away!' Gary says 'i didn't - i farted'.

Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and complains that he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror. 'I'm not surprised,' said the doctor, 'you're a c*nt.'

Under new pharmacy guidelines all medicines must be ordered by their trade names.  When ordering Viagra ask for MYCOXAFLOPIN.  



actually laughed out loud.


9th Oct 2006 at 11:37 am

Xandir P. Wifflebottom - oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god oh my god oh my god

 
Quote: Opium
I didn't think Bully had actually been released yet due to Daily Mail readers.

yeah it was just the first "controversial" game to come to mind
ACME gay test

1. you gay?
2. Homo say what?
"like im gonna fall for that old tri....what?"


9th Oct 2006 at 11:38 am

Xandir P. Wifflebottom - oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god oh my god oh my god

 
Quote: Dalek


Tom and Gary, 2gays spent all weekend in bed having sex.  On Sunday Tom says to Gary 'i'm going too the shop, don't be w*nking while i'm away'.  When he came back there was cum all over the walls and ceiling! Tom says 'i told you not to w*nk while i was away!' Gary says 'i didn't - i farted'.

 


sick but extremly funny.
here's one Deb sent me -

Why do people like Emo Grass?
Cause it cuts itself

ACME gay test

1. you gay?
2. Homo say what?
"like im gonna fall for that old tri....what?"

Dalek

| 412 posts


9th Oct 2006 at 11:41 am

Dalek - Stand and Deliver!!

Stand and Deliver!!

 

I think i can see new thread starting - 'Sick jokes and Satire' - i'm on it..

Chris Kamara

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9th Oct 2006 at 11:46 am

Chris Kamara -

 
Finally we have something that's stirred up a bit of controversy for the front page. Nice one, Joel.

Albert Johanneson

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9th Oct 2006 at 1:38 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Dalek
Even South Park know where to draw the line - believe it or not.

Yes, that's why they made Chef the leader of a peadophile cult.

Dr Namgge

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9th Oct 2006 at 1:41 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Token_Negro
Quote: Dalek
Even South Park know where to draw the line - believe it or not.

Yes, that's why they made Chef the leader of a peadophile cult.


he wasn't made leader, they just turned him into a Darth Vader-esque member.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


9th Oct 2006 at 2:56 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
Yes, people (ie me) would still be making jokes if it was British or whatever.  Everything's open for satire, otherwise it just loses its point and becomes lame.

Quote: Dalek
Don't get up yourself - I'm not as sickened as you think.  I just feel it's important for people to know the facts before they start joking about it  -thats the least we can do.  Besides it's a free country in which anyone can write what they like be it in bad taste or not.  I'm just waiting for you to start joking about Holly and Jessica - i suppose they deserve nice a bit of satire as well as they were young girls - they probably asking for it...

Even the most satirical of comedians know when to draw the line.


Funny you should mention that actually...

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