School shooting 'a sign of Amish progression'

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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3rd Oct 2006 at 1:40 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

 
Commentators have welcomed the recent shooting at an Amish school in Pennsylvania, US, as it signifies the community's entry into the 21st century.  The notoriously backward-thinking weirdo Christian sect refuse to use electricity, or any appliance invented after 1932.

"Obviously we're all shocked and saddened by the incident" Community leader Ezekiel Schmidt said "But at the same time, it's a relief that this modern American cultural phenomenon can make it as far as the Amish.  Hopefully the next one will use an actual handgun rather than the 19th centuary musket used in this situation."

Plans that a terrorist sect were planning to move to Amish country as a further sign of its development were dismissed as "total bullsh*t... I mean, who makes these things up?" by cell leader Mohammed Muttolah.
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Tobias Fünke

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3rd Oct 2006 at 1:46 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Nobody should be laughing at p*ss poor satire. But people still do.
Analrapist.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


3rd Oct 2006 at 2:05 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Back o' them.
Analrapist.

The Angry Monkey Show

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3rd Oct 2006 at 3:26 pm

The Angry Monkey Show - Stop it, Catherine

Stop it, Catherine

 
Quote: Peak_Freens_Trotsky_Assortment
Nobody should be laughing at p*ss poor satire. But people still do.


10 bonus K points.
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LoonyPandora

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3rd Oct 2006 at 6:38 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Peak_Freens_Trotsky_Assortment
Nobody should be laughing at p*ss poor satire. But people still do.


Quote: The_Angry_Monkey_Show
10 bonus K points.


Post something funnier then. That's the whole point - You two are comedy geniuses, I'm sure you guys can come up with something good.

And I think this thread is quite funny

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


3rd Oct 2006 at 8:12 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Man, i'd wager that i could stay up for 72 hours just to see/hear the announcer on CNN say 'Amish on Amish Crime'.

Big nose strikes again

| 2,343 posts


3rd Oct 2006 at 8:39 pm

 
I'm allowed to laugh at this but someone who laughs accidentally when Steve Irwin dies...

Hilarious.
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


3rd Oct 2006 at 10:25 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Whenever you're watching the news, the best way to judge the stories is 'how good a South Park episode will this make'.

Matt and Trey will have something of this within a year.


 
 
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