How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it
My mum told me never to open a man's beer for them (at home only as bartending is fine) because its not lady like and they can "bloody do it themselves, bloody stupid man getting a 5 year old to open his beer, stupid man." She rants.
My mum has become more feminist in her old age. She's replaced my dad's name with the word stupid. And he responds. And that, my friends is how you pussy whip a 50 year old male chauvinistic pig.
Wow, I'm a man, except for the scratching and p*ssing (but thats only cuz i've got a bath).... Making mohawks with shampoo will NEVER get old or any less funny
nah seriously, they are funny.... although i hate the "how many ______ does it take to fit a lightbulb" format.
grr
hmmm. ladies, i think we should add a few female chovo jokes.... shame im too thick to think of any. and im not even blonde. *f*ck me, its catching*
EvilTongs:
It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel:
Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa:
I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.