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Tuesday 22nd June 2010.

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Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:31 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
*We made a new Alternazine - I hope it is ok!

Page One.

Griffplar of Doom. I told him his Lego girlfriend would only brick his heart. He doesn't like talking about it. It's a brickly subject.

Ghosts vs. Robots. My friend's new girlfriend is an oyster. He pulled a mussel! And now he's come out of his shell.

Clever Gary Zynax. Stop being so precise! I must've told you 1,684 times! Sorry, I'll try to be more vague at exactly 3pm tomorrow.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:32 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Two.

Things Lady Gaga Will Wear In 2011.

- A dress made out of USB keys.
- The collective works of Charles D*ckens.
- A picture frame of a picture frame.
- Charles D*ckens' corpse.
- Fake eyelashes. Hundreds of them joined together to make a skirt.
- A piano neck-tie. As a belt.
- Smoke.
- A beer can hat. As a belt.
- A tracksuit down to the dole office (hopefully).

The Shamrocking Bogman.

A tracksuit down the dole office? Are you chaving a laugh?
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:33 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Three.

Drinks Songs ("Everything is beverage nowadays").

- My Cocoa - stellastarr*.
- Our Bi-cola Friends - Johnny Foreigner.
- So Five Alive - Ryan Adams.
- There Is A Sprite That Never Goes Out - The Smiths.
- I Can Climb Mountain Dew - Hell Is For Heroes.
- Oh, The Lilt by Nirvana.
- Luca-zade - Tori Amos.
- Is It WKD Not To Care? - Belle and Sebastian.
- Into The R. Whites - Pixies.
- Mocha Face - Lady Gaga.
- Rum To The Hills by Iron Maiden.
- All I Mead - Radiohead.

Little Blue Fox.

I tried making Zine Juice once but it went wrong. Maybe I shouldn't have added Mabel's dirty mop water. Davord liked it though.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:35 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Four.

Opticians.

- Panda Eyes - See lots of pandas instead of real people.
- Short Sighted - All your perspective is really muddled and scatty.
- Evil Eyes - Hypnotise people to do lots of horrible sneaky things.
- Cross Eyed - Look really angry and aggressive, always.
- Magic Eyes - See lots of secret invisible things.
- Banana Blindness – You have to keep your eyes peeled.

The Soul Cake Duck.

My friend undressed a girl with his eyes – it was really disturbing and creepy, and also she called the police.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:36 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Five.

Super, smashing, grapes!

"I want to make a joke about those little baskets you get grapes, in, but I've forgotten the word."
"Punnet?"
"Yeah, I'd love to."

Jolly Shoe.

I thought of a tiny joke about melons, but I should not say it at-all. It is pretty fruity!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:37 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Six.

Weird Words.

I really wish Palindrome was a palindrome - it would be so cool, I think! I wish Pseudonym was a psuedonym for something else too.
It is really weird abbreviation is a really long word.
The word for psilent letters could have lots of psilent letters, I think, and also Endless could have an infinite number of S's.
Also, it is really silly it is really difficult to remember how to spell Mnemonic (mnemonics never ever make obviously neat instinctive clear sense!).

The Boney King of Nowhere.

I *heart* words!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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22nd Jun 2010 at 10:38 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: the doc, Jun 2010
Quote:
Oh, The Lilt by Nirvana.


Excellent work


It is Strawberry's joke. I am really jealous, I think!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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22nd Jun 2010 at 11:08 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, Jun 2010
Quote: Eyes Wide Terrified., Jun 2010
Quote: the doc, Jun 2010
Quote:
Oh, The Lilt by Nirvana.


Excellent work


It is Strawberry's joke. I am really jealous, I think!


Kudos to you then, Straws


Aw, thanks.
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