*Some other deleted and unseen things too.Thunderstruck. I put all my Jaffa Cakes in the biscuit box, but my dad was really mad because they make all the other biscuits taste like Jaffa Cakes too. Apparently this is a bad thing?
Maybe he has an Aladdin-style allergy to Jaffa?The Shamrocking Bogman. I'd be great in a film where you have to improvise. Improvising is easy. Almost everything I say is improvised. The rest is carefully planned in advance using a phonetic keyboard, voice modulator and a calculator, incase I have to speak in numbers.
I wish something had been pre-programmed for me here!---
Sabotaging Fox Hunts With Fireworks.- We could use lots of rockets to try to make little jetpacks for all the foxes.
- Try to hypnotise all the horses with sparklers.
- We could use little catherine wheels to make forcefiled for all the foxes too.
- Swop the huntmaster's horn for a rocket.
The Boney King of Nowhere.Don't rockets explode? The poor foxes!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.
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