Monday 20th July 2009 (Alternazine).

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20th Jul 2009 at 11:23 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One.

The Doc. What's Marlon Brando's favourite beer? STELLA!!!! I prefer Sauvignon Blanche.

Lord Charles. I dreamt I wrote "The Lord of the Rings" last night. - I was Tolkein in my sleep! Everyone should have a hobbit.

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20th Jul 2009 at 11:24 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two.

Outrageous Concept Of Fake Bar-Affixing Agents.

My fitted counter broke, so I needed a new counter fitted. I called the local counter fitters, very experienced in counter-fitting, so they could counter-fit for me. I made some counter-fit-themed quip - I don't remember the exact punchline - to Jen, with the underlying implication that these particular counter-fitters might be fraudulent counter-fitters!
Jen said they'd be fine, and I have to concede, they were. Jen, you win.

Lazy Phobos.

She proved their art official?
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20th Jul 2009 at 11:24 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:16 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:17 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Recurring Dream.

I had a dream where I got stuck in an infinite loop. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there. And you were there...

Griffplar of Doom.

If you are affected by any of the issues addressed in this letter, dial 9999999999999999999...
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:17 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four.

Sweet Song.

Shy chocolate frogs,
Hopping on chocolate logs,
Splashing in tiny spots,
Of Coco Pops raindrops.
Tiny honey bees,
Flicking through marmalade trees,
Through the leaves no-one sees,
In search of jelly beans.
(They are the bees' knees!)

Little Blue Fox.

Whilst timid chimpanzees, make themselves obese, with glucose calories, clogging up arteries.
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22nd Jul 2009 at 10:18 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five.

Consider This Line The Watershed.

So, Michael Jackson is dead. Now as you all know, I'm not the kind of guy to make jokes. Far from it. I would just like to take this opportunity to wish him a speedy recovery. I don't wish Mollie Sugden a speedy recovery though. She can burn in Hell for all I care. Her mind is dirtier than Jackson's. At least he only slept with kids - she raped cats. This letter never would have been printed on Old 'Zine.

Paddy Irishman.

#It don't matter if you're black or white.
Or ginger, tabby, silver, Siamese, Manx...#


VM.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009
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Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
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Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
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Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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