Saturday 11th April 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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11th Apr 2009 at 7:34 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One.

Mancomb Seepgood. I tried to have some Ferrero Rocher today, but I couldn't unwrap them. Foiled again! That's nothing. My friend went to Antarctica. They had lots of penguins, but he couldn't get them open.

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Megazine Letters.

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11th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two.

The Human Condition.

Doctor, Doctor!
I'm bleeding in my arteries, my hair is numb, I almost broke my sweat, my thorax feels a bit chesty, I'm head-over-heels, and I'm starting to fear there's not a healthy bone in my tongue.

Gennen Vertebrae.

And here was me thinking I was a hypochondriac...
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Megazine Letters.

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11th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Bad Casting.

So...Steve Parker in Neighbours. What's that all about? He's meant to be a vet, but how many vets are so manly and rugged and, um... bald? And when his brother Ned was in it, that was a bit weird as well. Ned was meant to be a mechanic, but he always looked too thin and delicate to pick up a spanner. Maybe the casting director got them mixed up.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

I think a Bodyswap operation may cost a bit too much for Neighbours' budget.
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Megazine Letters.

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11th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four.

Songs For Professions.

- How to save a life - Doctors
- Where the streets have no name - City Planners
- Fix You - Mechanics
- Long Road To Ruin - City Planners
- Brown Sugar - Brown Sugar factory workers
- Bridge over troubled water - City Planners
- We built this city on rock and roll - City Planners

A lot of songs about city planners, isn't there?

Paddy Irishman.

Never thought but We Will Rock You must be about babies...
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Megazine Letters.

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11th Apr 2009 at 7:37 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five.

Really Violent Politicians.

- George W Push.
- Gordon Brownhouse kick.
- Barrack oBAM!a.
- Gouge Garroway.
- Nicolas Ninja Starkosy.
- Hado-ken Livingstone.
- Full Nelson Mandela.

Little Blue Fox.

Is Jeffrey Archery too easy a target?

GoD.

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Rayanne Graff

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15th Apr 2009 at 10:28 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
There's a thread about this alty Ziney thing in the Zine discussions board. It's called Alternative Mega-Zine (Version 2.0).
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Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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