Tuesday, the 17th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Tally ho

Ah, so my dear, beloved Mega-Zine has been consigned to the realms of Utopia. I shall drink some champoo and port in her honour, and indulge in my customary flirtation with Twiglets and soft p*rn. Tally ho to all who sail in her.
The Brigadier

Duffy's cola ad is enough to light his fire these days.




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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

This, is a dead giraffe

I won't try to get a letter printed on the last day, so I'll leave 'Zine with a simple "Goodbye", along with an elongated section of e's, one for every day that Margaret Thatcher has read 'Zine.
Goodby.
Menome

A B*ckCh*tter till the end... she just wasn't for turning.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Mondo love poem

You're going off to Gran Can, retiring from the 'Zine. No longer will you grace our, Teletext machine. No more will you have to, put up with our demands. It's sea and sun and J**** C****, along the golden sands. Alas, we shall all miss you, and equally, each other. If we could do it all again, there's nothing that I'd ruther.
Goodnight, 'Ziners; everywhere.
Mondo
Fare ye well... see you in the dunes old chum.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

Goodbyeee

Well I guess my time travelling adventure is over. I will miss you all, especially WLW. I just got a message from Future Me claiming that I would be on a spaceship headed for the sun and die then-ish. I'll take this chance to say goodbye: you've been great, so long and thanks for the fish. Hmm, space travel is cheap so I might book a trip.
Can't forget to pack Guess Who though.
Griffplar Of Doom
Professor Plum, in the library, with a dagger. Oh.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

Back to life

I give Mega-Zine two years before it returns, seeing as comebacks are all the rage these days. Wacko Jacko is returning and Rocky Balboa didn't let being old stop him from giving one of today's whippersnappers a pounding. However, a WLW comeback would blow both of these out of the water. After all, they have nothing on a gay giraffe (if my prediction doesn't come true, I'll hold Myleene Klass responsible).
Sonic Goof (Vaseline Vic's No. 1 Fan)
A 50-night stand in 2011? I'm there.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


That was entertainment

Goodbye and good luck, WLW. Thanks for all the entertainment. Who knew that insanity could be such fun. *Sniff, wipes mote from eye* Hugs and kisses.
The Barking Tree and Lord Poface

*Hugs*

Oh, all right. *Kisses*

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


Careering

Dear WLW, followed your career ever since I fed you that first chocorange delight from the school minibus all those years ago. I should've been honoured to have a whole 'Zine devoted to me but I was quite upset. Sad now but also a slight feeling of relief and guilty karmic schadenfreude.
Cake Or Bisc

"Career"? That's the best compliment I've had all week.


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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


Ode to WLW

Oh WLW so sad to see ya go, when I read Teletext now there'll just be a hole. This old gaff was a hoot, sometimes maybe not; but if you ever said you hated it, you deserved to get shot. I can't believe this place has finally met its end, this place where I've made so many friends. My heart now, it really aches, I just want to comfort eat some J****... C****? Farewell WLW.
Interesting Chair
*Salutes* Shall we do it all again tomorrow, one last time?

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Alec

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:44 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Still wish I could have thought of something wittier for my last letter, but alas, I don't perform comedy well under a time-limit.

Griff

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17th Mar 2009 at 7:29 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Mine was written between 5 and 6:30 am, I didn't want to get any tireder or miss it.
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Griff

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18th Mar 2009 at 1:42 am

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: Interesting_Chair
^ Ditto. I'm pleased mine made it on though, wasn't expecting it too! Even though I broke the rules and squeezed in a Jaffa Cake mention  :-[



For a second there, I experienced fear, for another mentioned J**** C****, but yours was good.
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18th Mar 2009 at 1:35 pm

 
Quote: Interesting_Chair
Quote: Mollybush
Quote: Interesting_Chair
^ Ditto. I'm pleased mine made it on though, wasn't expecting it too! Even though I broke the rules and squeezed in a Jaffa Cake mention  :-[


For a second there, I experienced fear, for another mentioned J**** C****, but yours was good.


Hey thanks buddy. Yours was good too, in fact all of these letters recently have been great compared to the last time I read 'Zine over two years ago. Good to see 'Zine going out with a bang of good letters rather than a whimper of sh*te!


If you go back over the last six months or so you'll see the boxer coming out for one last inspiring surge before getting knocked exhausted to it's knees. Crapness got a few scattered decent hooks in here and there in terms of Daddypoos and Mondo, but sublimity held it's one with the vigorous one-two punch of Paddy Irishman-Vigilante Maelstrom.


 
 
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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