Thursday, the 12th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Sympathies

Friend Of The 18th Century Goodnight, sweet giraffe and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Or whatever.
It's almost like I won't be waking up tomorrow.

OtsegoMunky There are no flowers, not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find. The 'Zine is ending, to all goodbye.
Wait - I will wake up tomorrow, won't I?

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

I'm a psychic now

Why I don't like being a psychic. 1) A client forgot to pay after I helped him be with his loved one (killed him). 2) I keep bending my spoons. 3) When I read people's thoughts their handwriting is terrible. 4) My feet are itchy. 5) None of the ghosts I talk to believe I'm a medium. 6) I got Ouija-bored, leant back on my chair and fell into the volcano. So I'm dead. Bye!
Rose Timp
Godspeed Ms Timp. See you on the other side!

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

A stroll down Cliche Close

So, you bought the farm. When push comes to shove, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, but we all know you've been deep-sixed. It's always darkest before the dawn but look on the bright side before you go belly-up: every cloud has a silver lining. It ain't over till the fat lady sings so let's make a last-ditch effort and go out in a blaze of glory...
Mondo
Cliches? I avoid them like the plague.
Someone hand me my coat, will you?

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

The Paddy Show

PI: Welcome to the last ever Paddy Show. May I call you Sniggles?
S: Actually, I go by D-Snigglie now.
PI: So, Snigwig, you say you're here to clean up the Grime scene?
S: Damn-right, Duff Paddy. The 'state of modern music', get me? I be gonna put the 'yo' back in it, innit.
PI: I'm sorry. I can't understand you. You sound ridiculous. You really do.
S: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman
How come Snig didn't climb Kilimanjaro?

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

We're in SPACE

VM: I was gonna tell you something...
GoD: It'll come to you. Are they bald?
VM: No. Oh, I know. I saved you my last Jelly Baby. Do they have brown eyes?
GoD: How "sweet". Yes. And glasses?
VM: Haha - Yes, they do. Hey, wait, it wasn't that, we're just heading straight into the Sun. I always get those confused. It's not Jen, is it?
GoD: Nooooooo! I can't believe this! You win. Again.
Vigilante Maelstrom & Griffplar Of Doom
*Reads for the fifth time. Gives up*

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Megazine Letters.

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12th Mar 2009 at 4:45 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Six.

My first and last letter

Anyone ever played a game in a library where you change the covers of books? It confuses people as they pick up the wrong book. It's fun! It's not fun when it happens to you. Until the films came out, I thought Lord Of The Rings was a passionate love story between a stable boy and a posh woman who liked to play rough in the barn. Needless to say I was disappointed when I saw the films.
The Shamrocking Bogman (27/04/05 - Whatever Date This Is Printed)
12/03/09. See, I'm not redundant. Yet.



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Griff

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12th Mar 2009 at 5:35 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
I really don't like how M*nd*'s been on about it in every letter for the last couple of weeks. On a lighter note, helium.

I liked the Rose Temp conclusion, and both of Barry's, just regret that mine and Colin's colab stopped Barry and Colin's from getting printed today :-[
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Rayanne Graff

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12th Mar 2009 at 5:37 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i don't like it either; m*ndo is an embarrassment.
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Griff

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12th Mar 2009 at 5:50 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
It can't be helping WLW. No offence to him, but there must be better letters to print...
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History For Sale

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12th Mar 2009 at 6:34 pm

Now our history is for sale....

 
Actually by a Mondo standad it wasnae too bad...

I enjoyed all of these actually
I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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Griff

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12th Mar 2009 at 7:12 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom
Actually by a Mondo standad it wasnae too bad...

I enjoyed all of these actually


I meant in the sense that he just won't bloody drop it.
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History For Sale

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12th Mar 2009 at 7:20 pm

Now our history is for sale....

 
Yeah well maybe they don't have anything better to do with their life than write irritating meaningless tripe...

So glad none of us can claim that
I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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Dinglebutt

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12th Mar 2009 at 8:10 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: megazineletters


My first and last letter

Anyone ever played a game in a library where you change the covers of books? It confuses people as they pick up the wrong book. It's fun! It's not fun when it happens to you. Until the films came out, I thought Lord Of The Rings was a passionate love story between a stable boy and a posh woman who liked to play rough in the barn. Needless to say I was disappointed when I saw the films.
The Shamrocking Bogman (27/04/05 - Whatever Date This Is Printed)
12/03/09. See, I'm not redundant. Yet.



hehe, when I wrote 'Whatever date this is printed' I actually meant for WLW to put in the date himself, but this is actually funnier
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
Debs|OWA: o/
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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