Thursday, the 05th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Mar 2009 at 4:41 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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I'm a cop now

Why I'm not happy in the police. 1) I never get to be Bad Cop. 2) My friend Sergeant is bossing me around just because of his first name. 3) There's no challenge to shoplifting any more. 4) I get self-conscious when youths call me "pig". 5) Pregnant women keep staring at my hat. 6) I think the dog knows I killed my partner. So I'm gonna be a sandwich photographer!
Rose Timp

*Insert joke about earning your crust*

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Megazine Letters.

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RIP

I have been a huge fan of 'Zine since I was 12. Now at the old age of 21, not only have my digits switched but my main source of entertainment follows suit... I would cry but I just can't be bothered at the end of the day. RIP guys, my top hat comes off to you, ya?
DJ C.P. Norn Iron

Thanks... I think.

Megazine Letters.

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Explosive

I once went out with a bang. We had a dynamite relationship at the start, but she had an explosive temper and a short fuse. In the end, our relationship exploded.
Paddy Irishman

Cor - she sounds a right cracker.

Megazine Letters.

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Travel game gets the bird

We thought of a cool game for long car journeys. We shout out all the animals we see. Um. It is so much fun, but it has flaws too... Rabbit! Squirrel! Cat, look! Bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird. I am not cheating. Shut up. Bird bird bird bird bird. It is my car! Bird bird bird bird. OK. Wait. Bird. OK.
Miss Whiskers and The Soul Cake Duck, signing off, distraught
You've never seen a giraffe on the M25?

Megazine Letters.

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Mega-Sine letter

PI: That Swiss Log was delicious. What should we do with the remainder?
VM: Substitution for some takeaway pi?
PI: Sure. Divide the cos between us.
VM: Don't be mean. I paid the unitary sum f'our products a number of times.
PI: I add a feeling you'd say that. You're such a square.
VM: You're mean. I eight you, you d*ckens.
dy/dx=[(Percent Irish-tan) + (Velocity Maelstrom)]
Calc-u-later folks!

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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