Wednesday, the 18th of February, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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18th Feb 2009 at 5:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

A star isn't born

LoonyPandora I could've been a star! But I didn't have enough mass to sustain a nuclear reaction...
Never fear, I'm sure you'll get a meteor role soon.

Daddypoos, Wigan (Molly Coddle) What's a giraffe doing in a Job Centre? I've tried some excuses in my time but that takes the J****.
Yes, how could I stoop so low? Anyway, all will be revealed in the coming days.

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Megazine Letters.

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18th Feb 2009 at 5:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

Birdwatching

Every time I tell people I'm a birdwatcher they laugh derisively at me and throw a pail of balsamic vinegar at me. I take solace that this is probably their attempt to subtly let me know that they're actually quite bitter at the fact I have such a great hobby but, mainly, the vinegar is just annoying.
Topper

Bill Oddie - closet 'Ziner.

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Megazine Letters.

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18th Feb 2009 at 5:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Famous last words

- The button you should not press is this one right he...
- Oh my goodness - it is a whole herd of mooses. They are so peaceful! Look! They are letting me stroke th...
- Mmm...silica gel.
- Stop it! Please be quiet! I know what I am do...
- Can you light that candle, Jack!
- Oh gosh - I  should not pass on chain-emails - they are really silly!

Little Blue "What bears?" Fox and Vigilante "GREEN means go!" Maelstrom.
- Internet? Pah. No competition...



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Megazine Letters.

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18th Feb 2009 at 5:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

Stomach it

Someone once asked me, "What does it take to become a Colonial Foot Soldier like you?". I smiled. I then proceeded to buy an ice-cream and swallow it whole. No brain freeze. No sensitive teeth. No choking because I forgot to remove the lollipop stick. I said "That's wha... wait, hey where'd you go?". He'd left. Doesn't have what it takes I guess. My tummy hurts.
Colonial Foot Soldier
Someone rub it better will you? Wash hands first. And afterwards.

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Megazine Letters.

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18th Feb 2009 at 5:07 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

Days of wonder

On the same day that TPG mentions Coco Pops and WLW jokes about Choco Krispies, I discover that loudspeakers were invented in the 1920s by Messrs Rice & Kellogg! Right. I'll get my coat...
Mondo

I shudder to think how you fill your days Mondo.




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Colin

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18th Feb 2009 at 7:30 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: megazineletters
Page Three

Famous last words

- The button you should not press is this one right he...
- Oh my! A herd of mooses. They are so peaceful! They are letting me stroke...
- Mmm... silica gel.
- Stop it! Please be quiet! I know what I am do...
- Can you light that candle, Jack?
- Oh gosh - I should not pass on chain-emails - they are really silly!
Little Blue "What Bears?" Fox And Vigilante "Green Means Go?" Maelstrom
- Internet? Pah. No competition...



Because I'm picky and it shredded my josh, I'd like to point out that that was a question mark, not an exclamation mark.
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Dinglebutt

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18th Feb 2009 at 7:56 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: thelostdude
Quote: megazineletters
Page Three

Famous last words

- The button you should not press is this one right he...
- Oh my! A herd of mooses. They are so peaceful! They are letting me stroke...
- Mmm... silica gel.
- Stop it! Please be quiet! I know what I am do...
- Can you light that candle, Jack?
- Oh gosh - I should not pass on chain-emails - they are really silly!
Little Blue "What Bears?" Fox And Vigilante "Green Means Go?" Maelstrom
- Internet? Pah. No competition...



Because I'm picky and it shredded my josh, I'd like to point out that that was a question mark, not an exclamation mark.


ssshhhh... don't complain about 'Zine or they'll get rid of ......

...oh :-[
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

LoonyPandora

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18th Feb 2009 at 8:46 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: megazineletters
A star isn't born

LoonyPandora I could've been a star! But I didn't have enough mass to sustain a nuclear reaction...
Never fear, I'm sure you'll get a meteor role soon.


F*ck yeah

In before 404

Rayanne Graff

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18th Feb 2009 at 10:31 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i'm glad that Andy got his letter on Zine. Also, i thought it was apt that the page title was A star isn't born, seeing as though daddypoos also had a letter on that page.
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Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
Debs|OWA: o/
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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