Monday, the 09th of February, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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9th Feb 2009 at 4:53 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Children's VTV

3.40pm Quentin The Quantity Surveyor (x2): 1. Quentin and Sparky survey a quantity. 2. Quentin has a nervous breakdown.
4pm The Queen's Nose: Documentary.
1.30pm The Time Travellers.
4.40pm Collieoaks: Rover and Carl's Leg have an affair.
5pm Pagan Blue Peter: The team sacrifice a goat. Vote on its name!
Vigilante Maelstrom
5.30pm My Parents Are 'Ziners: Josh, Mel and Lucy make a shocking discovery.

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Megazine Letters.

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9th Feb 2009 at 4:53 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

Jaywalkin' USK

I'm the baddest jaywalker in the USK.
Ain't nothing gonna stop me, I've got right of way,
That Officer Wilcox says to watch my step,
"Hey, Wilcox, you foo', that'd damage my rep,"
I yelled it from the fast lane - then I hurt my spine,
But damn, Swindon A&E nurses are fine.
HIT ME!*
Sniggledywingwong (*not with a car)
*Orderly queue forms*

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Megazine Letters.

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9th Feb 2009 at 4:53 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Rose Temp

I never manage to hold a job, even when I was a manager for a while. Right now my career's in ruins (archaeology). I tried air stewardry, but my miming skills were insufficient. I tried tree surgery but fainted at the sight of sap. I tried estate but it was all too real. I tried selling internal organs but my heart wasn't in it. I considered professional tennis but I was only good at serving - does anyone need a butler?
Rose Timp
Well that's today's pun quota blown.

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Megazine Letters.

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9th Feb 2009 at 4:53 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

Short of something

Angsty battle commandos don't enjoy fighting.
Getting home involves joyriding Korean lawnmowers.
Memories now, of perfect Quorn roasts.
Troops utilising Vivaldi, whilst xylophoning your zebras.
Menome

Silly slip-up spotted.




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Megazine Letters.

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9th Feb 2009 at 4:53 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

'Zine pawn

Playing chess against my window the other day, I accidently looked out, something I was forbidden to do ever since the "jump rope incident". What I saw this time, shook me to my very core. I saw a man, who looked exactly like me. But kinda more transparent. He beat me in chess. Damn Rook to f-7!
Paddy Irishman

It's curtains for you.
No, really, get some.


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Alec

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9th Feb 2009 at 11:13 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: megazineletters
Page Four

Short of something

Angsty battle commandos don't enjoy fighting.
Getting home involves joyriding Korean lawnmowers.
Memories now, of perfect Quorn roasts.
Troops utilising Vivaldi, whilst xylophoning your zebras.
Menome

Silly slip-up spotted.


My original draft had 'sizzling' after 'roasts'. Unfortunately, it seems writing the letter at 1am had a side-effect.

Dinglebutt

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9th Feb 2009 at 11:23 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
you forgot a word beginning with 's'?

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Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
Debs|OWA: o/
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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