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Friday, the 06th of February, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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6^th Feb 2009 at 4:51 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Mondreams

I dreamed I was in Teletext Towers. It was run by machines. They were connected up to comatose people called "texters" who lay in baths of tomato and/or mushroom soup similar to those in Twelve Monkeys, Doctor Who, Matrix, certain Philip K D*ck books and Cylon Resurrection ships. Also, I would like to swap medication with Gross Girl so I can imagine that I rock.
Mondo

*Doubles Mondo's dosage*

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Megazine Letters.

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6^th Feb 2009 at 4:51 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Fruity wrath

I am not called Alice. However, I do know two people who are called Alice. I don't know what horrified me the most: the fact that Daddypoos tried to be funny but wasn't at all, or the fact that he had the impudence to mention the name Alice in his very daft letter. My fruity wrath has been invoked.
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House (Defender Of All Alices, Particularly Alice D and Alice O)
I propose their collective noun to be a "wonder" of Alices.

Megazine Letters.

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6^th Feb 2009 at 4:51 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Cat in a hat?

I've been wrestling my cat. I've tried really hard to get her to wear human clothes, but she's refusing. How can I make her see that if she would only adopt a pair of bootleg jeans and a hoody top she could look 10 months younger? And she will not accessorise. It's as if she has no idea what I'm talking about.
Stouffer

She'll get nowhere unless she gives up that 40-a-day habit.

Megazine Letters.

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You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Secret crush in 2D

I must confess I have a secret crush on Sideshow Bob. He is so hot! And wicked. He could play with my slide-whistle anytime, if you know what I mean... No one who speaks German could be a bad boyfriend. Drooooooooool!
Little Becky BigMouth

On the other hand, no one who can perform HMS Pinafore in its entirety could be a good one.

Megazine Letters.

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6^th Feb 2009 at 4:51 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Bird watching comrades

Keith Flint: Alright, mate? I'm in the Prodigy. What do you do?
Joseph Stalin: I was Russian premier from 1927 - 1953.
KF: Wow! What brings you down to Essex?
JS: Am looking for, how you say, pretty birds.
KF: Watch out 'cos in Essex (unexpected Yakov Smirnoff-style punchline)
JS: Why for did you say your last few words be in closed brackets?
Silent Majority
Smack my rich up!

Dinglebutt

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6^th Feb 2009 at 6:32 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: megazineletters

Page Five

Bird watching comrades

Keith Flint: Alright, mate? I'm in the Prodigy. What do you do?
Joseph Stalin: I was Russian premier from 1927 - 1953.
KF: Wow! What brings you down to Essex?
JS: Am looking for, how you say, pretty birds.
KF: Watch out 'cos in Essex (unexpected Yakov Smirnoff-style punchline)
JS: Why for did you say your last few words be in closed brackets?
Silent Majority
Smack my rich up!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Feb 2009 at 6:43 pm

River Phoenix

Wow, my letter got on.

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Rayanne Graff

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6^th Feb 2009 at 7:55 pm

River Phoenix

i was honoured to do it. But maybe i shouldn't have used the word fruity in a letter that was about daddypoos.

Dinglebutt

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7^th Feb 2009 at 5:51 pm

I aim to misbehave

David James I think. He said he was going to send one anyway, so I presume it was him

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

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9^th Feb 2009 at 1:06 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: lmc

Quote: megazineletters
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Secret crush in 2D

I must confess I have a secret crush on Sideshow Bob. He is so hot! And wicked. He could play with my slide-whistle anytime, if you know what I mean... No one who speaks German could be a bad boyfriend. Drooooooooool!
Little Becky BigMouth

On the other hand, no one who can perform HMS Pinafore in its entirety could be a good one.

Which appendage of Little Becky Bigmouth did this?

Oh gosh - it is me. I am sorry it is pretty rude.

Also...
"He can hold up my Quik-e-Mart anytime...".
"He can murder me in my bed anytime...".

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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9^th Feb 2009 at 6:15 pm

"He can ram his rake in my face."

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

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IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

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Emma: Hi VR...

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Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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