Thursday, the 22nd of January, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jan 2009 at 5:11 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Sherlock Holmies

I saw a group of teenagers standing on the street corner wearing hoodies. One of them had a hood and on top of this a baseball cap. He looked ridiculous. Surely a better way of keeping his head and ears warm would be to wear a Sherlock Holmes style Deerstalker and team it with a tweed cape? Tsk. Young people nowadays have no sense of fashion.
Stouffer
...and don't get him started on Superman's pants.

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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jan 2009 at 5:11 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

Daytime on VTV

9.30 Jacko-nory: Today, Michael reads Notes On A Scandal.
10.00: Mock The Weak: Light-hearted hospice show.
10.30 (expect delays) Hollyoaks Onabus: This week's episodes with pitch-shifted dance music in the back-left-ground.
12.30 3 Minute Wander: A nice stroll around Pen-y-ghent.
12.35 The Rhyming News: With Mai-Ling Hughes.
Vigilante Maelstrom
Everyone always forgets The Noobs.



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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jan 2009 at 5:11 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Teste test

This may seem controversial, but it makes sense. Animal testicles are a vegetarian foodstuff. Think about it: millions of sheep are castrated each year, so no animal has to die for this snack to be made. Full of protein, and suitable for serving to vegetarians. I ought to go into catering.
The Psychedelic Gloom

I'm thinking of a word - it starts with "b".


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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jan 2009 at 5:11 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

News At 'Zine

We interrupt this movie for a special news bulletin. Police have finally captured "The Dessert Bandit". When asked if the thief had gotten what he deserved, Chief Nopun replied "He's in for a long stretch".
We now return you to Beyonce as a rude waitress in the romantic comedy I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly.
Colonial Foot Soldier

Nice to hear from you Daddypoos.
Oh.

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Megazine Letters.

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22nd Jan 2009 at 5:11 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

P Diddium

Hey hey yo, you hear my orders?
I'm so solid, so amorphous.
I permeate your life with rhyme,
I'm radioactive, like astatine.
But I've been broke, no joke, you see,
And forced to retake my Chemistry GCSE.
Sniggledywingwong, Yo

Sniggledywingwong - first buzzword of 2009.




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Colin

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23rd Jan 2009 at 10:03 am

Colin -

 
Ooh, Italics DO work. Well, Digital Teletext had to make up for the loss of pictures.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dinglebutt

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23rd Jan 2009 at 10:09 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
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News At 'Zine

We interrupt this movie for a special news bulletin. Police have finally captured "The Dessert Bandit". When asked if the thief had gotten what he deserved, Chief Nopun replied "He's in for a long stretch".
We now return you to Beyonce as a rude waitress in the romantic comedy I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly.
Colonial Foot Soldier

Nice to hear from you Daddypoos.
Oh.





This letter reminds me a lot of Colin Mochrie on Whose line is it anyway

Edited by Dinglebutt Jan 2009
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
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IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
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Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
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Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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