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Wednesday, the 07th of January, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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8^th Jan 2009 at 10:54 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Bad-for-you sweets

Tumblerone: Eat while rolling in a barrel.
Hershey's Glasgow Kiss: May break your teeth.
Whispa: Spreads rumours about you.
Sniggers: Friends with Whispa and Malteasers.
Magnumb: Guaranteed brainfreeze.
Slittles: Cuts the inside of your mouth.
The Shamrocking Bogman
Porkie: Does just what it says on the wrapper.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Jan 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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8^th Jan 2009 at 10:54 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Resolution 1.0

As my new year's resolution I've decided that I will no longer be eating quite so many vegetables, I am not going to cut my nails and I'm attempting to be more avant garde.
Unfortunately the promise to become more understanding towards swans has already failed and they are still far too smug.
Stouffer

Never mind the swans - it's the Canada geese who plot to enslave us all.

Megazine Letters.

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8^th Jan 2009 at 10:54 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Resolution 2.0

My new year's resolution turned into a bet, so in desperation I have turned to my fellow 'Ziners. I bet a tuppence I could get onto Heroes (Hiro Nakamura being akin to God on stilts). My plan is to enter myself on X Factor in an attempt to stand out, then slowly meld with Dermot O'Leary. The resulting double-Irish charm would get me my own BBC3 chatshow. The rest explains itself really. Any comments or advice?
Marmaduke Twist
So, Volume 3. What was all that about?

Megazine Letters.

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8^th Jan 2009 at 10:54 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Guest eds

I can honestly say that guest editors are the greatest thing since sliced bread. I only buy unsliced bread, so my mice have a place to live.
BlackDove

*Ignores sarcasm* Vote for your favourite guest editor by Monday. That Teletext t-shirt must be won!

Megazine Letters.

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8^th Jan 2009 at 10:54 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Doctor, who?

On Doctor Who And The Last Crusade he mentions "a howling wilderness called The Void." I thought of sending this to them, but erm, sensa yuma/Void. Both appear when you Google oxymoron. Know wha I mean, tall boy? New Who, ooh or boo?
Mondo

It's a boo from WLW Towers I'm afraid. Far too greedy in the forehead department.

Colin

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8^th Jan 2009 at 4:45 pm

(This is Wednesday's edition)

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Dinglebutt

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9^th Jan 2009 at 8:56 am

I aim to misbehave

i've read thursdays. We're not missing much

apart from Colins letter, and another one by Stouffler which was alright.

Edited by Dinglebutt Jan 2009

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

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9^th Jan 2009 at 4:26 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

Page One

Bad-for-you sweets

Tumblerone: Eat while rolling in a barrel.
Hershey's Glasgow Kiss: May break your teeth.
Whispa: Spreads rumours about you.
Sniggers: Friends with Whispa and Malteasers.
Magnumb: Guaranteed brainfreeze.
Slittles: Cuts the inside of your mouth.
The Shamrocking Bogman
Porkie: Does just what it says on the wrapper.

- Dark Chocolate - it is really tortured and angry and scared.
- Flake - it really wants you to eat it, but it forgot it made other plans too. It is really sorry. You could eat it next week, maybe?
- Cadbury's Scream Egg - aaagh! It hates you!

(i am sorry they are really silly and horrible). :-[

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

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9^th Jan 2009 at 4:34 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: little_blue_fox

Quote: megazineletters
Page One

Bad-for-you sweets

Tumblerone: Eat while rolling in a barrel.
Hershey's Glasgow Kiss: May break your teeth.
Whispa: Spreads rumours about you.
Sniggers: Friends with Whispa and Malteasers.
Magnumb: Guaranteed brainfreeze.
Slittles: Cuts the inside of your mouth.
The Shamrocking Bogman
Porkie: Does just what it says on the wrapper.

- Dark Chocolate - it is really tortured and angry and scared.
- Flake - it really wants you to eat it, but it forgot it made other plans too. It is really sorry. You could eat it next week, maybe?
- Cadbury's Scream Egg - aaagh! It hates you!

(i am sorry they are really silly and horrible). :-[

:-[

Others:
Pornetto - #... give it to meeee... #
Hairo - Instead of bubbles, Furballs!
Cars - Work, Rest, Fall asleep at the wheel
Double Deck 'er - The wife-beaters chocolate
Polhos - The Hos with the holes

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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