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I knew a guy who had dignity. He sold it for drug money, then sh*t himself

Tuesday, the 30th of December, 2008

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30^th Dec 2008 at 3:41 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Today's guest editor

Many of you do not know me. Many of you do not like me. But today, those people who do not know me and do not like me will ask themselves: "Why don't I like him if I don't even know him?" My mind is drawing a blank as we speak. No time for Pictionary though, here's 'Zine!
Colonial Foot Soldier

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CFS

I think my dad had Colonic Foot Syndrome back in the '90s. Or was it the Cardiodic Flu Stressgasm? Maybe it was Claspy Fipple Sirk. Circular Flab-Spine? Cyanic Foogie Sbbbbbrtqad?
Oh, no, my mistake, he had a ferret.
Rose Timp

I found his ferret and now have a jacket made from Cuddly Ferret Skin. Probably just coincidence.

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The Joker and the Thief

Laughed out loud at your weighing up the pros and cons. Then used it felicitously in the Beach Bar to attract free beer from admiring fans who thought I'd made it up. So. How much do I owe you?
Mondo

£1 for each free beer and a £250 fine for being a joke thief.

Edited by LoonyPandora Dec 2008

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It's 'Zine Forces!

Lieutenant Blue Fox
Mondo RAF
The Brigadier
Junior Technician Minister
One Winged Pilot
The Barking Trear Admiral
Paddy Midshipman
Vigilante Major, Reporting For Duty

With you leading the charge I think I'd rather surrender.

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Son Abramovich

After coming into quite a sum of money and buying the Chelsea team, I decided to make a bet with them to stand on a trampoline without jumping up and down. Luckily, I still have all my money as my Cech bounced.
Paddy Irishman

Tsh-dum-b'dum! Wow, now I see why WLW uses these drums all the time, this is fun!

Colin

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30^th Dec 2008 at 4:35 pm

Colonial Foot Soldier makes me want to say "Kid, you're alright."
That is, if I were in any position of assumed superiority, American and a demeaning idiot. I'm not all three.

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30^th Dec 2008 at 5:57 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: thelostdude

Colonial Foot Soldier makes me want to say "Kid, you're alright."
That is, if I were in any position of assumed superiority, American and a demeaning idiot. I'm not all three.

2 out of 3 ain't bad

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