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Thursday, the 18th of December, 2008

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18^th Dec 2008 at 4:55 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Today's guest editor

Merry Christmas, Ziners. WLW, poke your head up the chimney and keep a look out for Santa. Do you know what a christingle is? It's a candle stuck in an orange; it represents Jesus's light in the world. So now you know what to do with the old orange in your stocking (which your parents bought you in October).
Well, have a really great time, everybody.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House

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Observational Haiku

Juicy Strawberry,
Your name on the wind would be,
Really weird to see.
Rose Timp

Why thank you, Ms Timp,
Happy Winterval to you,
If you were a Chessington chimp,
I would free you from the zoo.

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One last time...

For my new year's resolution, I have decided that I will eat healthily, exercise regularly, and give to charity. Although, if I give to charity, I won't be able to afford the gym or healthy food. Well that decides it, I'll stay at home with my money and do nothing. Happy New Year all! [Yes, third time's a charm. My mistake - WLW]
Colonial Foot Soldier
Well, why don't you give a small per cent to charity and go jogging on a regular basis? Problem solved.

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Stuck for present ideas

My mum asked for chocolates, my sister wanted a horror novel, and my dad wanted some kind of Russian space station. So I asked these three wise men I met what I should do, and they were really helpful. I ended up buying All Gold, Frankenstein and Mir. Ba-dum-dum-tsch? No? Suit yourself.
Insane Jam Sow
No, No, Jammy. That was very good. Although I'm a bit worried about you talking to strange men. Have a nice Christmas, wrap up warm.

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Milking it

Dad: Will you take a picture of these and email them to my work account?
Me: Why? You've already seen them!
Dad: Comedian huh? I'm glad the milkman's your father!
Me: You're our milkman dad.
Dad: I know. I love you son. Merry Christmas.
Paddy Irishman
He drove the fastest milk cart in the west! Two pints of semi and half dozen eggs, please. All best, Paddy. Nadolig Llawen (Merry Christmas in Welsh).

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Dec 2008 at 9:12 am

River Phoenix

In my reply to Colin, i said Mr Timp. Not Ms Timp.

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Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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