Wednesday, the 12th of November, 2008

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Megazine Letters.

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12^th Nov 2008 at 5:03 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Push the button!

I've noticed since moving to Edinburgh that many pedestrians - up to 20 at once in my experience - are content to wait at road crossings without pressing the button. If I join their ilk, I do the sensible thing and press the button, and we're crossed within half a minute. But they sometimes punch me. Maybe they're just embarrassed. Or maybe it's because I shout expletives directly into their ears. Who knows?
Vigilante Maelstrom
The button system is a secret. Or was.

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Megazine Letters.

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Wood you believe it?

Can TBT help with this one? There are eight trees outside, all the same make; seven of them are shedding brown leaves, but the other one still has green leaves and is not remotely naked!
Rusty Regan

Send Gok Wan to investigate forthwith!

Megazine Letters.

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Doppelgate row escalates!

Information in the alleged "Doppelganger Affair" has sensationally emerged today showing that the scandal may go to the very top of the cult organisation known as the "'Zine". A spokesperson confirmed that printed evidence existed implying that the mysterious Mable or Mabel is a clone of the other. We go live to Teletext Towers where a statement is expected from their sinister leader, Mr WLW...
Mondo
It was a moment of madness. I swear!

Megazine Letters.

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A confession

A shameful lie has taken over my life. My every waking second is a misery for I am worried it will be revealed. If someone even utters the word in a sentence I scream and run away. So now I must reveal the secret, to stop the pain. I have no toes.
Donald Ingram

So how do you smell?
Awful!
B'dum-du...oh.

Megazine Letters.

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Answer me this

How is it if I enter someone's house and take something I'm done for theft. Yet every year a big fat bloke with a beard wearing a red suit enters loads of houses, eats the mince pies, drinks the brandy and whisky and not one word is uttered about it! Just not one at all.
GEORDYDEBBLES

Fluffy's got to get through winter somehow...

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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