Monday, the 22nd of December, 2008

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Megazine Letters.

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The Secret Apprentice

Darth Vader: I feel a disturbance in this team.
Andrew: I know I messed up but...
Darth Vader: I've had enough of your excuses. You're fired.
Andrew: OK. Thank you, Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: That means Starkiller, you're hired!
Starkiller: Yes!! Thank you.
Darth Vader: Sshhh, you're meant to be my secret apprentice.
Paddy Irishman

Don't give George Lucas any ideas.

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Off with his head!

Cold dawn. A handsome young giraffe is led to the scaffold. Having spurned (obviously) a Princess's advances he lays his noble neck on the block (we'll need a bigger block). Whirl-flash-thud. Silence, then, how did you miss? How!? Fetch the claw hammer! I'll do the job myself.
Cake Or Biscuit?

Your gleeful tones disturb me.

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Blue-ray?

Blue-ray! Who is this Blue-ray? They say he's better than previous generations. Is he some kind of supreme being?
Vigilante Maelstrom

Mondo's p*rn star pseudonym: rumbled.

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Alexstair Henson-Posh

Working class Type Flatmate: Why-aye, are lad, ah'm yer new flatmate by gum.
Alexstair: Quite.
WTF: Hoots! Ah'm from summit North uv Birmingham, so ah'm an unwashed imbesyul hoo cannae say "grass".
Alestair: It's "gr*rse".
WTF: Top of the mornin'! Me subkik's Advanced Biology, yew?
Alexstair: Sociology.
Cake Or Biscuit?

Zine does the class system. Who needs John Prescott?

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Viking behaviour

I visited the Viking Horde and was introduced to the Norwegian dish lutefisk. It has been said that the first man to eat lutefisk was was the bravest man that ever walked the earth. I'm saying he walked the earth way beyond "brave" and far into "stupid" territory. The Evas declined their offer. They wanted to live.
Princess Psycho

*Rolls eyes* Those evas are turning into right snooty divas lately.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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