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Thursday, the 09th of October, 2008

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Megazine Letters.

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9^th Oct 2008 at 4:56 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

More bad casting

The KitKat advert, what's that about? Somehow, I doubt that Girls Aloud eat many of them, as I imagine that, because they are all so thin and stick-like, they probably cry if they eat more than two carrots for lunch.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House

Fallacious advertising? Whatever next.

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Megazine Letters.

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You! Me! Milkshakes!

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25 years later...

Bernard's Swatch: He now sells paint.
Tellytubbies: Babyfaced sun supernova'd. Po fried.
The Tomorrow People: Forgot to do lottery. Now homeless.
Round The Twist: Lighthouse now automated. Also homeless.
SuperTed: Not real.
Sesame Street: Now has a McDonald's to capitalise on Sesame Street/Seeds pun.
The Shamrocking Bogman
Mega-Zine: WLW redundant. Now edited by trained monkey.

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Oct 2008 at 4:56 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three

Wait for it

Two girls used to work for me: Marj and Tina. When I finished work they were upset. So I said, "Don't cry for me Marj and Tina."
Err... I'll shut the door on my way out, eh?
Daddypoos, Wigan (Tommy Rot)

Someone flick that lock will you?
And put on the chain.

Megazine Letters.

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You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four

A complaint

At last, I've figured out who "the mighty army of contributors" are! They're the great unseen! Can't you give the regular half-dozen a well-earned break and give the rest of us drivel-meisters an airing? Or do I have to write to you again?
A. Bosh

Everyone knows the only guaranteed way to get printed is to write a letter moaning about not being printed.

Megazine Letters.

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You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

Two points

Rose, I am so sorry,
for my tile-laying ways.
'Radiant' and 'quarry',
well, playing them took days.
But though my playing bores,
and has since the beginning,
why not check the scores,
and tell me who is winning?
Vigilante Maelstrom

I feel like I'm watching a beautiful game unfold. And it isn't Scrabble.

Colin

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9^th Oct 2008 at 4:59 pm

Quote: megazineletters

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Two points

Rose, I am so sorry,
for my tile-laying ways.
'Radiant' and 'quarry',
well, playing them took days.
But though my playing bores,
and has since the beginning,
why not check the scores,
and tell me who is winning?
Vigilante Maelstrom

I feel like I'm watching a beautiful game unfold. And it isn't Scrabble.

The original title was "RE: Two Points". The joke was seemingly unrecognised and edited, rendering the title amusingly irrelevant

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Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

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