Wednesday, the 10th of September, 2008.

Posted In: Mega-Zine Letters. Reading This Thread:

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Sept 2008 at 9:27 am

River Phoenix

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I know that Hawking radiation is theoretical and there are no viable tests that would allow it to be observed, but the LHC doesn't go to the energies required.

Would you go up against Professor Stephen Hawking with a plunger on his head shouting "Exterminate!"?
Princess Psycho

I wouldn't fancy my chances.

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Rayanne Graff

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11^th Sept 2008 at 9:29 am

River Phoenix

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Ode to Zine

I'm reading this here Zine thing/
It's really rather dull/
There's psychopaths and fairies/
I'm thinking of a cull/
To rid this world of the lunatics/
Who make my days quite crazy/
Or maybe I should join them, yes!
If WLW will let me.
Praying Mantiscali

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Sept 2008 at 9:31 am

River Phoenix

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Cactuses and eggs

Never mind how The Catcus Kid was conceived.

I can't imagine his mother regards his birth as cause for celebration.
Friend of The 18th Century

Cactus Kid hatched from an egg, I'm reliably informed, so his birth was pain-free for his mum.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Sept 2008 at 9:33 am

River Phoenix

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Suspicious trivia

I have a weird fact for all you Ziners. Did you know a tomato is not a vegetable? And it's not a type of fruit either?

In fact, it's a type of dolphin. Anybody else got some strange ones?
Price Snoop

Someone once told me that giraffes couldn't talk or respond to emails, but I think he was kidding me!

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Sept 2008 at 9:35 am

River Phoenix

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Death on the phone

On the day that the Geneva scientists could have destroyed the universe, my paranoid friend was watching it on TV. His phone rang. "Hello?"/ Hushed mutterings./ "Who is this?"/ This is Death."

I'm not always this mean, I just had Free Calls today.
Rose Timp

If Death calls your friend again, send him on over to me. I'll show him how to party!

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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