Tuesday, 29th March

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Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:03 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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MEET TRUTH WART This page is very interesting. Just in case you don't know irony, I was using sarcasm.
And I find you very interesting as well.

PRINCESS PSYCHO If you change just two road signs in Oxford, you'll have everyone going round in circles.
They'll run out of petrol eventually.

CHINESE DEMOCRAT My sense of smell is better than it used to be. Am I going the same way as Jack Nicholson in Wolf?
Grrrr, you crazed creature of the night.

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:04 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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OOH, WLW

Insinuating I'm not to be trusted, are you? Kids, don't listen, it's only because when s/he was in the jungle, all the leaopards taunted WLW for being tall, being able to talk... and knowing how to edit Teletext.

But I'm different. We can both be freaks of nature together. I'm purple, for crying out loud. And I don't eat giraffe, anyway.

Lilac Leopard

Calm down Leopard, don't dig up the
PAST - MY JUNGLE DAYS ARE LONG GONE

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:05 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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COOKING

You're not alone Satan's Little Helper, my mum too thought that it would be somehow beneficial to teach me to cook. I think she now realises the errors of her ways. To date I've burnt five attempts at toast, ruined three lots of pasta, created the new dish of 'runny egg mush' as apposed to scrambled eggs, and somehow completely destroyed Angel Delight.

I am now banned from the kitchen.

The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin

Keep practising on toast - trust me
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:05 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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TIME FOR A CHANGE

After taking a personality test on the web and demmed paranoid, avoidant and obsessive, I decided it was time to change.

So I went outisde on my own, threw out my shrine to a certain Finnish band, and decided to write to 'Zine.

I'm rather pleased with myself.

Heartagramster

Welcome to 'Zine and well done on
FINALLY FINISHING WITH THE FINNISH

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:05 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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OUT OF DATE

Walking down the street, I saw a sign on a corner shop which read: "Some of our products are beyond their sell-by date. Do not worry, as this means nthing. Sell-by dates are all fake."

Great. Now I can eat that two year old cheese I was worried about.

The Friendly Prophet Of Doom

That's good of you to keep it - they
BROKE THE MOULD WHEN THEY MADE YOU

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:06 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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ONE HUNDRED THINGYS

Here are some suggestions for those 100 lists thingys:

100 Most Random Letters on Mega-zine
100 Most Sarcastic WLW Quotes
100 Most Obviously Edited 'Zine Letters
100 Most Used Topics On 'Zine
100 Greatest 'Ziners

I think it's obvious who many would regard as the greatest 'Ziner...

Anime Buddy

Answer on 100 postcards girrafelets
SARCASTIC QUOTE FROM ME ON PAGE 1

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:07 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE

I've thought of the perfect motto for 'Zine: "It may be rubbish but at least it's original."

I'd like to give credit to Elden Ray for giving me the idea.

Gangrene

That is an original letter you sent
AND YES, IT SURE IS RUBBISH AS WELL

Chris Kamara

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30th Mar 2005 at 2:07 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
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LUCKY DIP

A flaw with this is that it's ntotally misleading. You spend money to have the chance to win a prize, and if you win you are supposedly lucky. But consider this: if one person wins,what about all the others? Aren't they technicaly unlucky, to have gambled and lost?

Incidentally, the only game of chance I remember ever winning was Russian Roulette. Funny story that - I'll tell it to you sometime.

Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller

At my local fair there's an unlucky dip -
EVERYONES A LOSER

fibreglass_monkey

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30th Mar 2005 at 8:29 pm

fibreglass_monkey -

 
Quote: martin_
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OUT OF DATE

Walking down the street, I saw a sign on a corner shop which read: "Some of our products are beyond their sell-by date. Do not worry, as this means nthing. Sell-by dates are all fake."

Great. Now I can eat that two year old cheese I was worried about.

The Friendly Prophet Of Doom

That's good of you to keep it - they
BROKE THE MOULD WHEN THEY MADE YOU

Yep, the sell-by date means nothing, it's the use-by date you have watch.
"There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die"

The Smiths, 'How Soon Is Now'


 
 
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP
Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Πανδώρα: Moist.
IGH: And so it ends
Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

 

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