Monday 28th March 2005

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Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:42 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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PADDY IRISHMAN I would join the army
but the camouflage isn't my colour. I'd
drvie my car, but I've lost my khaki.

EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL Is this the way to
Amarillo? Actually I think I'm a bit
lost... Do you know the way to San
Jose?

LAMBOA MU I like seafood, bunnies and
German countesses. I don't like rugby
players or anyone who insists on being
called "Doctor" and has excessive nose
hair. Thank you for clearing that up[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:42 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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WHAT A LOAD OF H*LL*O**S!

I remember there was a talk about a 'Zine
swearword. Well I can say that I have
come up with a worthy solution.
Hollyoaks. Think about it. It is a
subject that some people don't like to
talk about- it's that much of a taboo.

Plus if you're a struggling actor and
the only role you can get is in
Holyoaks, then surely that is an
affront to your so-callent talent. Or
something like that.
The Owl of Bewilderment

Ever see Crossroads? Next to that,
HOLLYOAKS WAS SHAKESPEARE![/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:42 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 

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GOON SNOWS

They needed mentioning (apparently, so
here goes. I bought a couple of them on
CD for my dad's birthday and they
really are quite weird, aren't they?

I mean, when they say things like: "Out
you flies"... "Take these flies out and
sell them", it's a wonder these people
were never locked up.

They make the Little Birtain guys look
normal and well balanced.

Daggsy
Prince Charles like The Goons.
THAT EXPLAINS QUITE A LOT[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:42 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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I'VE CRACKED IT

I'll not beat around the bush. WLW
is... Peter Crouch, the soccer
"sensation".

Think about it, man. He's so tall. Tall
like... a giraffe! Don't think I don't
know your game, WLW.

Random 'Ziner of t'week- Toenail
Clippings. Your lucky colour- grellow.

Farmer Jack

Huh! I want to play for a
BETTER TEAM THAN SOUTHAMPTON![/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


29th Mar 2005 at 11:43 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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TO THE TUNE...

...Of 'Oh Christmas Tree'

Oh easter eggs, oh easter eggs
You truly are delightful
Oh easter eggs, ph easter geggs
Your poetry is insightful
You melt in heat, but are immue to
noise
Which is why you are loved by all the
boys
Oh easter eggs, oh easter eggs
I am sick of easter eggs! Woo!
The Suited Stranger

Er, is this some kind
OF A YOLK[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:43 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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THE SWITCH IN MY HOUSE

In my house there's this light switch
that doesn't do anything.

Every so often I flick it on and off,
just to check.

Yesterday I got a call from a woman in
France. She said: "Cut it out".

Lord Charles

No, she probably said
"ARRETEZ, S'IL VOUS PLAIT!"[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:43 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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I'M ALL CONFUSED

A friend of mine recently showed me
'Zine for the first time and I find it
very confusing.

Who are these bizarre people who write
in, and what do they want? What does
WLW stand for? And who would write to a
giraffe for advice, anyway?

I expect you to answer all of these
questions in a few pithy words at the
bottom of the page.
Merson's Swansong
You know what, I've been here for
YEARS, AND STILL FIND IT CONFUSING[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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29th Mar 2005 at 11:43 am

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 

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GRACIOUS THANKS, ESPIE...

I would like to take this opportunity
to thank Esperanza, my new comely maid,
who furnished me with a glorious cream
Easter Egg as an early present.

I gave her a rendition of sea shanties
on my ukulele for her delectation and I
must admit she was most impressed.

I can't wait for the summer so I can
take the cover off the swimming pool.
The water polo will be most edifying.

The Brigadier

Brig, are you any relation to
THE MAJOR IN FAWLTY TOWERS[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Chris Kamara

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29th Mar 2005 at 1:24 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Elusive_Moose_
[font=Courier New]PAGE FOUR

I'VE CRACKED IT

I'll not beat around the bush. WLW
is... Peter Crouch, the soccer
"sensation".

Think about it, man. He's so tall. Tall
like... a giraffe! Don't think I don't
know your game, WLW.

Random 'Ziner of t'week- Toenail
Clippings. Your lucky colour- grellow.

Farmer Jack

Huh! I want to play for a
BETTER TEAM THAN SOUTHAMPTON![/font]


spot the Tenacious D reference

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


29th Mar 2005 at 7:31 pm

 
My friend is called Peter Crouch. He isnt a girraffe. He's a REAL boy.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


29th Mar 2005 at 7:46 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Quote: Andrew_
Not that im complaining, but this is Sundays zine.

Cheers



It was Easter weekend, so the 'Zine didn't get updated yesterday.

And as long as one of you does it, we're all happy
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.


 
 
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP
Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Πανδώρα: Moist.
IGH: And so it ends
Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

 

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