Login

2^nd July 2024, 11:22 pm

Forum Gallery Archives Members

Jam Master Jay. Now there's a man who was shot to death.

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

Posted In: Mega-Zine Letters. Reading This Thread:

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:08 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

COMIC CRITIC Actually I hold the record for quickest letter print. My Comic Relief review was sent in at 8:40am on the morning of March 14, only to appear on the same day. Do you own an anorak, CC?

LILAC LEOPARD Schadenfreude. Is that the feeling you get when you see Ronnie Corbett fall off a treadmill? Er...

NUMBER THREE Mr El-Hadji Diouf, as a Bolton fan, I would like to point out a key rule of football. Hit the ball, not the player. But you should...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:08 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

MY FRIEND JENNY'S THEORY

Well, to be healthy, you're meant to eat five portions of fruit a day, right? Chocolate grows on trees as cocoa beans... so this means it's a fruit. So, five portions of chocolate a day. Sounds good?

But anyway, the main point of this was, you should always give credit to the person whose idea it was (isn't that right, Lord Charles?)

Elden Ray

--------------------------------

Is a Twix one portion of
FRUIT, OR TWO?

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:09 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

SECRET MESSAGE POEM

Please may you huig me,
Everytime I feel sad,
About all sorts of things,
Crying lost alone,
Every time.

I am sorry, it is really soppy.

Little Blue Fox

--------------------------------

Have you ever thought of
A CAREER AT HALLMARK?

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:09 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

JELLY

I have a new fascination - jelly. I know that at such a pinnacle of my uni year, I should be revising and studying but when I found out about the joy that is jelly, it all went out the window.

There are so many jelly moulds. You could have a ladybird, an aardvark or a giraffe. Imagine that - a jelly mould of WLW! How wondrous! Jelly, jelly, jelly... oh what nice white coats those men have! Where are we going?

The Dancing Skanking Laydee

--------------------------------

As Destiny's Child said, I don't
THINK YOU READY FOR THIS JELLY...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:09 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

THE WAR OF THE STARS

LUKE: Du habst mein Vater getoten!
VADER: Nein. Ich bin deiner Vater.
LUKE: Neeeeeeiiiiin!
ME: Riiiight... that was just odd.
How bored was I today?

Very.

Frodo Mercury the Hobbit Warrior

--------------------------------

Is Yoda German? He always puts the
VERB AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:09 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

BELLE AND SEBASTIAN

...the Cuckoo game.
I can't even get past level one. What kind of bird gets knocked out by a cloud? I prefer Farmer Jack's squares game. Sadly it doesn't come with good musicand it causes me to stick my tongue out in concentration (handy for anyone who needs an envelope licking), but at least I can make headway on it.

Don't get me started on Minesweeper, I just thought that was a game of luck...

TOENAIL CLIPPINGS

--------------------------------

I'm still getting my head
AROUND PAC-MAN, FRANKLY

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:10 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

OO, ER

On Wednesday I e-mailed 'Zine questioning the whereabouts of The Brigadier. He reappeared on 'Zine on Thursday while my e-mail appeared on screen on Friday, which leads me to believe that either:
a) The Brigadier can read my mind
b) He has access to my e-mails
c) He has access to WLW's inbox
d) It was a complete coincidence

I'm hoping that d) is correct.

The One With The Mighty Antlers

--------------------------------

The Brig moves in mysterious ways
(AFTER A FEW GLASSES OF PORT)

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

24^th Mar 2005 at 9:10 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

CHRISTIAN MUSIC (NO MORE!)

Enough is enough. I did not mean people who happen to be Christian are not allowed to release music. Gwen Stefani is Catholic, and she is amazing.

I wasn't on a mission to take Christian "rock" bands from your listening pleasure. The CD I was listerning to at the time was recorded ina church, and people tried writing hymns about their love of God and tried to sound cool by throwing in a guitar and some drums.

Satan's Little Helper
--------------------------------

Well, that altars things (Ha ha!
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

25^th Mar 2005 at 11:39 am

Quote: unperson_

CHRISTIAN MUSIC (NO MORE!)
Gwen Stefani is Catholic, and she is amazing.

Satan's Little Helper
----

Amazing if you like people who can't write or perform a decent tune.

fibreglass_monkey

| 76 posts

25^th Mar 2005 at 12:47 pm

COMIC CRITIC Actually I hold the record for quickest letter print. My Comic Relief review was sent in at 8:40am on the morning of March 14, only to appear on the same day.

Actually love, Topper still has the record. He sent it at around 10 o' clock or so I believe, so he still has the record. Unless anyone else wants to come out of the woodwork of course.

"There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die"

The Smiths, 'How Soon Is Now'

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

25^th Mar 2005 at 8:18 pm

[quote=The_Thought_Fox_ link=1111698520/0#8 date=1111750767]

Amazing if you like people who can't write or perform a decent tune.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

26^th Mar 2005 at 2:20 am

Apology excepted

Meh, if you like her, good on you. My comments were mainly geared towards her live performances, but if I'm being honest she ain't my cup of tea.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

26^th Mar 2005 at 10:10 pm

[quote=The_Thought_Fox_ link=1111698520/0#12 date=1111803636]Apology excepted

Meh, if you like her, good on you. My comments were mainly geared towards her live performances, but if I'm being honest she ain't my cup of tea.

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Πανδώρα: Moist.

IGH: And so it ends

Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

One Page

© James Aitken & The Vegetable Revolution. / « Monday 22nd March / Hey hey! »

Main / Rants / Spam / Music / Poetry + Prose / Mega-Zine Letters / Mega-Zine Chat / News / FAQ / Members / Art / Avatars + Signatures / Random / Meets / Archive / Yahoo VR