Monday 22nd March

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Elusive Moose

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22nd Mar 2005 at 9:22 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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DAGGSY My letter was printed the very
next day! Did someone put caffeine in
the towers water supply? That's the
reason for our gurgling pipe, then?

APHRA THE POST-MODERN SPY I like saying
Taggarrt. The actors give words extra
syllables. They aalso say murderrrred.
Taggarrrt! Murderrred! I feel so much
better. I'm pleased for you Aphhrrraa.

THE LOST PROPHECY Have you ever
received the same letter from more
than one person, WLW? Er..?[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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22nd Mar 2005 at 9:22 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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THAT'S STUPID

In English today, I had a dictionary,
and I did that thing where you say
something like "Ach, that's stupid!" or
something. Then someone asks: "Oh,
what's stupid?" and then you say:
"deficient or dukll in understnading;
shwoing lack of reason or judgement;
foolish."

I spend most of my time at school
annoying people.
Cirkcle-cut Beatroot

Brilliant! Just think what a world
CLASS GEEK YOU'LL BE IN A FEW YEARS[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

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22nd Mar 2005 at 9:22 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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HOW TO FLY- AGAIN

Follow these NEW simple instructions:

1) Gather up oxygen in a giant flask.
2) Subject it to dangerous amounts of
jelly, creating 'floppy oxygen'.
3) Turn an umbrella inside-out.

I think the rest is pretty self-
explanatory.

Topper

Ooh, I look like a spotty
FOUR-LEGGED VERSION OF MARY POPPINS[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:22 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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A DAY ON THE FARM

"Bring that hay in," I said to her. She
thought I said: "Set fire to my barn,
call all my friends and family and tell
them I have one fang bigger than the
other."
That's right, the secret's out! I'm not
a farmer- I'm a VAMPIRE.

He he, I'm not a vampire.
Farmer Jack

At least
YOU AMUSE YOURSELF...[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:23 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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GOOD AND BAD

We' are going to make a picnic in the
park. Yay!
...but it is raining.
Oh no!
I have bought lots of yummy muffins.
Yay!
...but all the muffins are posoned.
Oh no!
..but all the posion tastes like
cinnamon and ice crea,.
Yay!

Little Blue Fox

so you're off to the sweet shop in
THE SKY? TOODLE PIP AND SHERBET DIP[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:23 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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THE JAFFA CAKE PLAY

Here's part of the play wehere the old
ladies steal the bus from the driver.
JANE: Mary, that bus driver has run off
with our Jaffa Cakes! Do something!
MARY: No one runs away with our Jaffa
Cakes. I'm gonna steal his bus. Hold on
to your wig and don't let your weak
bladder get the better of you!
JANE: Argh! Look out for that giraffe!
MARY: Look at the funny way it runs.
JANE: Step on it, Mary!
That last line is so misleading...
[color=red[Bubushka's Futtocks[/color]

If Mary came anywhere near my lovely
TOOTSIES I'D BOOT HER INTO NEXT WEEK[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:24 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
[font=Courier New]COOKING

Yes, against my better judgement, I've
been doing more of it, mostly due to my
mum gtting worried that I will starve
to death at college next year due to my
incompetence in the kitchen.

So far, I have got a burn on my wrist,
broken a glass while trying to dry up,
dropped the whole meal when I pulled it
out of the oven too enthusisatically
and I keep getting food all over myself
which is so not a good look.
Satan's Little Helper

Coulda told you you'd end up with
EGG ON MY FACE, YOUNG GIRAFFELET[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:24 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
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WRISTBANDS

So, here I am sitting by the fire
fiddling with my anti-racism, anti-
bullying, anti-poverty, Breast cancer
Care, Brad's Cancer Trust, Make Poverty
History and Live Strong wristbands when
it came to my notice that we haven't
got a 'Zine wristband.

I think we shold all invade the Towers
and start making some. Sharpish.

Emma-the-lil'-Angel

A nice giraffe pattern? The Jaffa
CAKE TURST? YUP, I CAN SEE IT...[/font]
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


22nd Mar 2005 at 9:48 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Elusive_Moose_
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A DAY ON THE FARM

"Bring that hay in," I said to her. She
thought I said: "Set fire to my barn,
call all my friends and family and tell
them I have one fang bigger than the
other."
That's right, the secret's out! I'm not
a farmer- I'm a VAMPIRE.

He he, I'm not a vampire.
Farmer Jack

At least
YOU AMUSE YOURSELF...[/font]


edited! outrageous.

fibreglass_monkey

| 76 posts


25th Mar 2005 at 12:54 pm

fibreglass_monkey -

 
What was the original like? I could tell it was edited actually, it felt like it was.
"There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die"

The Smiths, 'How Soon Is Now'


 
 
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP
Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Πανδώρα: Moist.
IGH: And so it ends
Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

 

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