Sunday 13th March 2005

Posted In: Mega-Zine Letters. Reading This Thread:

fibreglass_monkey

| 76 posts


16th Mar 2005 at 1:38 pm

fibreglass_monkey -

 
Quote: Andrew_
Page Three

From Your Fave Chair, WLW

Here is a list of the all-time greatest 'ziners:

1. Farmer Jack
2. Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
3. Lilac Leopard
4. The Brigadier (where are you?)
5. Freshly Squeezed Cynic
6. Wonky Gnome
7. Spiky Stuy
8. He Who Loves To Skank
9. The DeLorean
10. Big Bob Flapper

Interesting Chair

I'd like to know what criteria
YOU BASED THAT LIST ON


What's Spiky Stuy doing in there?
"There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die"

The Smiths, 'How Soon Is Now'

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2005 at 2:22 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
and wheres Topper? definately top 5 for him
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

JM

| 8,289 posts


16th Mar 2005 at 11:31 pm

 
a year :-*

fibreglass_monkey

| 76 posts


16th Mar 2005 at 11:47 pm

fibreglass_monkey -

 
Pffff, five
"There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die"

The Smiths, 'How Soon Is Now'

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


17th Mar 2005 at 12:55 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Two

yes i realise thats not impessive. *sob*
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

JM

| 8,289 posts


17th Mar 2005 at 8:28 pm

 
i ws just blowing a kiss for the chair's year.

I've been on way longer than that...

Topper

| 6,773 posts


17th Mar 2005 at 10:03 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
I've been on about a week, all my other letters were written by 500 monkeys typing into the night...powered by heavy electricity.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 2:47 am

Dissimulation -

 
'Zine has been read in my family for five generations. Back in those days, 'Zine was delievered to your home by carrier pidgeon. Poet's corner was full of angsty haikus by Wilfred Owen. Even an up and coming German politician called Adolf, got in print with letters such as; "My top ten greatest fluffy creatures, ever" and "Five fun things to do to the Jewish".

My great-grandfather would run home from the pit each evening to read 'zine. He was that excited, bless him, he used to leave his canaries at the coal pits. Still, they'd been dead for three years anyway, so he guessed it didn't matter that much.

Poor bloke was killed two days later when he sparked up a woodbine down a mine shaft. Oh, how we laughed.

In conclusion, I am better than you. That much better in fact, I shall stick out my tongue, press my thumb against my nose, and wiggle my fingers like a crazy mofo on a psychadelic caffeine flash back.

Reading 'zine for a year indeed
I've been writing to teletext since I was in the scrotum. Hang your head in shame, young Jedi.

Topper

| 6,773 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 2:15 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Quote: The_Thought_Fox_
'Zine has been read in my family for five generations. Back in those days, 'Zine was delievered to your home by carrier pidgeon. Poet's corner was full of angsty haikus by Wilfred Owen. Even an up and coming German politician called Adolf, got in print with letters such as; "My top ten greatest fluffy creatures, ever" and "Five fun things to do to the Jewish".

My great-grandfather would run home from the pit each evening to read 'zine. He was that excited, bless him, he used to leave his canaries at the coal pits. Still, they'd been dead for three years anyway, so he guessed it didn't matter that much.

Poor bloke was killed two days later when he sparked up a woodbine down a mine shaft. Oh, how we laughed.

In conclusion, I am better than you. That much better in fact, I shall stick out my tongue, press my thumb against my nose, and wiggle my fingers like a crazy mofo on a psychadelic caffeine flash back.

Reading 'zine for a year indeed
I've been writing to teletext since I was in the scrotum. Hang your head in shame, young Jedi.



Please start writing in again
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 2:31 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: The_Thought_Fox_
'Zine has been read in my family for five generations. Back in those days, 'Zine was delievered to your home by carrier pidgeon. Poet's corner was full of angsty haikus by Wilfred Owen. Even an up and coming German politician called Adolf, got in print with letters such as; "My top ten greatest fluffy creatures, ever" and "Five fun things to do to the Jewish".

My great-grandfather would run home from the pit each evening to read 'zine. He was that excited, bless him, he used to leave his canaries at the coal pits. Still, they'd been dead for three years anyway, so he guessed it didn't matter that much.

Poor bloke was killed two days later when he sparked up a woodbine down a mine shaft. Oh, how we laughed.

In conclusion, I am better than you. That much better in fact, I shall stick out my tongue, press my thumb against my nose, and wiggle my fingers like a crazy mofo on a psychadelic caffeine flash back.

Reading 'zine for a year indeed
I've been writing to teletext since I was in the scrotum. Hang your head in shame, young Jedi.



hahaha

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 3:31 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Looking at it... about 3 and 3/4 years now, if you take into account letters sent before my current psudonym.

Topper

| 6,773 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 3:58 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
About 2 for me I think.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


18th Mar 2005 at 4:03 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Wow, there's a bandwagon here, and I'm not jumping on it
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts


19th Mar 2005 at 1:12 am

 
Likes Shrek

Oh, wait, this isn't the person above thread is it?
Er...about 3 years, I would say.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


19th Mar 2005 at 2:15 am

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: unperson_
Wow, there's a bandwagon here, and I'm not jumping on it


Wow, you must live on the set of Dr. Quinn, medicine woman. God bless the industrial revolution, I say. We have automobiles to jump on these days. Never before has bouncing been so much fun. Or shingle friendly.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts


19th Mar 2005 at 8:17 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
[quote=The_Thought_Fox_ link=1110914351/30#32 date=1111198519]

Wow, you must live on the set of Dr. Quinn, medicine woman. God bless the industrial revolution, I say. We have automobiles to jump on these days. Never before has bouncing been so much fun. Or shingle friendly.
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


20th Mar 2005 at 12:30 am

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard_
Why is everybody saying numbers?


Perhaps it's bingo night at the autistic unit.


 
 
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
IGH: And so it ends
Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

 

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