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Thursday 10th June, 2004

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:27 pm

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MERCY NUTS Ah WLW, you mentioned the illustrious Rooney. I have a few of their songs. Find Myself is my fave. It's all right. End of debate. So you are quite Keane on Rooney, then Badum-tsch. -Rob⁴

DIZZY DAISY Barbie's made movies? Oh, great, I needed new nightmare material. Thanks, Jan of the Pink Gravy. Who was the leading man? Ken?

JUNIOR MINISTER All this talk of r*visi*n at colledge. What's that all about, then? Detention for you!

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:27 pm

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NOT TO BE SNEEZED AT

I think the nose should have been positioned better. The time it takes for you to smell something and then put it in your mouth is a comparitive eternity.

So, why not put the nose (in smaller, retractable form) on the upper lip, thus making the transition from spelling to eating more rapid. Colds might be a bit more testing, though.

Topper

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Plus we'd all look like
EXTRAS FROM STAR TREK

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:28 pm

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THE TROY PLOY

Ah ha! Here's something that people may not have noticed while watching the film Troy.

Achilles breaks his promise! What promise, I hear you ask? The one to Agamemnon where he says something about looking upon his corpse and laughing! Well, guess what? Achilles croaked it during the storming of Troy, never fulfilling his promise to Agamemnon!

Frodo Mercury the Hobbit Warrior

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You can never trust Achilles
THE MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE HEEL

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:28 pm

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AVOIDING R*VISI*N WHEN...

[list][*]You've watched all the rubbish on Saturday morning TV
[*]You've sat through Dawson's Creek and you feel better about yourself.
[*]You try not to watch another Friends episode but they keep coming.
[*]You invent things to do like checking how the washing's doing.[/list]

Sacred Grapes

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When you're dusting the pot plants
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:28 pm

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MIAOW!

Here's what they should do with that Kitten off Big Brother- send her to Iraq.

She can protest all she likes about feminism, human rights, vegetarianism and anarchy when she's there.

And besides, it'd save the pain of seeing her on our TV screens and newspapers all the time.

DJ DAVE

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DJ Dave, have you ever thought
OF DRIVING A TAXI?

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:28 pm

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BEST OF BOTH

This is the most pointless bread ever. The idea that it's as tasty as white bread, but good for you like brown bread. Combining these two the Hovis company have come up with white brown bread. It's just brown bread that's white.

I don't eat white bread because it's white, I eat it because it doesn't have small bits of floor sweepings in it. Mothers are suckers for it.

Flying Turnip

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Can't you tell the difference?
COME ON, USE YOUR LOAF...
If anyone else wants to point out everything that's wrong with the above letter, please feel free to do so. I honestly don't know where to begin. -Rob⁴

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:29 pm

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WHAT'S HIS BEEF?

Today I heard about two animal rights campaigners who were asked by a policeman to take down a saddening picture of a slaughtered cow.

Across the road was a real one hanging in a butcher's shop.

Miss Tristesse

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I've never heard anything so daft
THEN AGAIN, I'M A VEGGIE...
You're also the editor of Mega-Zine. How can you honestly say you've never heard anything so daft? Different context, I'll admit, but all the same. -Rob⁴

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10^th Jun 2004 at 10:29 pm

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JEORDIE'S MINE THEN

If James Iha belongs to Silence of The World, then Jeordie White is mine!

Anyone for Billy or Maynard?

Jeordie is mine. Keep back, people...

New New Model

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Oh, you can argue among yourselves
I'M GOING SWIMMING WITH CEDRIC

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

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IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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