Tuesday 6th January 2004

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Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:49 pm

 
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INSANE JAM SOW
My New Year's resolution: 800x600.
Doesn't add up.



PAPER TRAILS
Did anyone notice how on Sauce they were talking about the 'internuts' thing and they commented on the webhosts as 'the geeks who shall inherit the earth'. Hmm. A conspiracy?
That's why the sauce ran out...



QUALITY CONTROL
I've detected the odd sign of cleverness creeping into Zine. This musy be stamped out at all costs. Try to be more vigilant.
Well said

Edited by satansrubberduck Jan 2004
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:50 pm

 
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PIGEON POETRY

A pigeon bought a speed boat,
And had it painted pink,
He didn't know how to drive it,
So he had to stop and think.

He put it into first,
Second and then third,
Then BANG, he crashed.
What a silly bird.

Eat your heart out Shakespeare.

SAMURAI PIZZA CAT


He was surely a silly thing
WHY NOT USE HIS WATER WINGS?


Edited by Tired/Happy Jan 2004
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:51 pm

 
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TOP 10 SANDWICHES

1) Marmite
2) Marmite and cheese
3) Marmite and pickle
4) Marmite and jam
5) Marmite and chocolate spread
6) Marmite and peanut butter
7) Marmite and sandwich spread
8.) Marmite and honey
9) Marmite and mustard
10) Marmite and WLW

THE OLD MARMITE FLAVOURED BELLY BUTTON FLUFF OF NICKY WIRE'S HOOVER

Yuk
THAT FILTH IS NOT GETTING NEAR ME!


Edited by satansrubberduck Jan 2004
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts


6th Jan 2004 at 6:51 pm

 
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HEAR HEAR!

Someone said there was no room for politics on these pages. I take it you're another apathetic youth who doesn't like to vote?

I cant think of anything more exciting than participating in the commons and watching PMQs. Then again I do like to flirt with the parliamentary talent.

JUNIOR MINISTER

I cant abide it either
WASTE OF FANTA DRINKING TIME


Edited by Tired/Happy Jan 2004
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts


6th Jan 2004 at 6:52 pm

 
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BEDSITCOM!

This is such a class show! It's a bit like Big Brother but with one small difference: It's the best show ever! The highlight just has to be Rufus; an unbelievably stupid rich person who puts on the funniest fake voice ever, then when they decide to 'blow the show' he talks normally.

Simple, yet genius.

THE DELOREAN THAT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING



I'm in my own bed
AT THAT TIME OF THE DAY


Edited by Tired/Happy Jan 2004
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:52 pm

 
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HAVE YOU EVER...

Kissed a camel?
Eaten fruit from the tops of the amazon rainforest?
Asked the postman what his favourite address is?
Played sport while drunk?
Read a book in Japanese, Chinese or Hungarian?
Laughed at the obscurity of life?
Written into Mega Zine without an interesting subject?

SACRED GRAPES



Depends what you class
AS A SPORT...
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:53 pm

 
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I CAN'T DO IT, IM SORRY

I promised myself I wouldn't act like a Matrix geek (my name should be enough) byt you have pushed me too far!Im talking to you, Elusive Moose, and your church of spoons.

I cant agree with you because there is no spoon- how else could Keanu Reeves stop all those bullets? Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry.

THE MOGTRIX



Whod have thought
SPOONS WOULD CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 6:54 pm

 
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There's a lot of little people...

I am the only person in my school (except the teachers) who remembers the coolness of the Poddington Peas theme tune. Nowadays its all about Bob the Builder and the tweenies. The tweenies rule though. Fab-a-roony!

CITIZEN TWIGGY



And the great thing about the peas-
YOU COULD EAT THEM TOO!
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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6th Jan 2004 at 7:01 pm

 
*phew*, well that's that done.

You can delete the previous posts now, G

(Also this one if you want )
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


7th Jan 2004 at 2:43 pm

 
Quote: violet_
Page 3

TOP 20 SANDWICHES

1) Marmite
2) Marmite and cheese
3) Marmite and pickle
4) Marmite and jam
5) Marmite and chocolate spread
6) Marmite and peanut butter
7) Marmite and sandwich spread
8.) Marmite and honey
9) Marmite and mustard
10) Marmite and WLW

THE OLD MARMITE FLAVOURED BELLY BUTTON FLUFF OF NICKY WIRE'S HOOVER

Yuk
THAT FILTH IS NOT GETTING NEAR ME!


I'm disappointed Pablo Marmite didn't get in there.
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Topper

| 6,773 posts


7th Jan 2004 at 3:04 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
Probably doesn't even know who you are.
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter


 
 
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ratammer: squeak
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IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

 

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