Sunday 21st December 2003

Posted In: Mega-Zine Letters. Reading This Thread:

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 5:53 pm

 
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THE OWL OF BEWILDERMENT
Like that small fraction of the population I am saddened by the end of RI:SE. It's loss means that there is yet one less excuse for not turning over to C4

You watched RI:SE? So you were the one!

KEJINZ THE GREAT
Do you think that shopping trolleys actually come to life at night like in the Tesco adverts?

They're programmed to find the Jaffa Cakes.


HOG NOSED SKUNK FLEA
And...finished! Ta-da!

But we've only just met.

Edited by Tired/Happy Dec 2003
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:00 pm

 
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BRANDY BUTTER RULES

I would like you all to laugh at my friend who had to entertain two classes of under-thrity fives as Father Christmas, (The real one couldn't make the event.)

The only problem is that she is a 15-year-old girl, her costume is too big and her fake beard keeps falling off.

On a lighter note, mmm, brandy butter.

THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING PENGUIN

Why can't she get out of it? Is it
DUE TO A CLAUS IN HER CONTRACT?
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:03 pm

 
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DOUBLE DEIDRE

Reading
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:08 pm

 

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A CONVERSATION


TOPPER: "What shall we send into 'Zine, Zaggy?"
ZAGANZA: "Something comical and yet non-controversial."
TOPPER: "Comical? That may be hard."
ZAGANZA: "Yes, because you're not a quipster"
TOPPER: "Stop using that thesaurus, you buffoon."
ZAGANZA: " OK, I acquiesce."
TOPPER: "I hate you."

Zaganza throws a petard at Topper.

TOPPER AND ZAGANZA


A Thesaurus? I thought that all
DINOSAURS HAD BEEN WIPED OUT

"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:11 pm

 
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WOO WOO! WOO WOO! WOO WOO!

Please allow me to introiduce myself, I'm a man of no wealth or taste, I've been around for about 15 years, stolen many a family member's toothpaste. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name...

Thought of that while I was in the tub. Impressed? Neither was I...

CAPTAIN OF COBBLERS

Stop feeling sorry for yourself
AND GET A LIFE


Edited by Elusive Moose Dec 2003
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:11 pm

 
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CHRISTMAS MORNING AT FRESHLY SQUEEZED CYNIC'S HOUSE.
FSC: "Where are my presents?"
Parents: "There aren't any."
FSC: "Why?"
Parents: "Real cynics don't believe in Christmas."
FSC: "I'm not a real cynic."
Parents: "No, but we are."

GODFREY DANIELS

Serves him right for pretending
TO BE WHAT HE ISN'T


Edited by Elusive Moose Dec 2003
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:12 pm

 
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ALED JONES


Have you ever watched him on songs of praise? He's the Welsh one, anyway.When he sings he looks right into your soul and it's as if he's saying 'Come, come and join me, my child.' Neither have I.

[color=Blue]ROCKSTAR SEAN

Edited by Tired/Happy Dec 2003
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Tired/Happy

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:13 pm

 
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GODFREY DANIELS

I'm slightly concerned for you. In your recent list of 'Zine awards there was only one name that I recognised- and that was WLW. I think you must be living in an alternative universe, where all those 'ziners do infact exist, or maybe you emailed the wrong megazine?

Or maybe once all those 'ziners did exist, but they were taken away and our memories wiped. Either that or you made them all up.

MISS SNAZ


Perhaps it's you that lives in
THAT ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE


Edited by Elusive Moose Dec 2003
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Elusive Moose

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21st Dec 2003 at 6:20 pm

Elusive Moose - Get your Antlers on

Get your Antlers on

 
Sorted the coding for you Kerrie

On an alternative note, is it me, or does WLW seem to favour newbies over old 'Ziners?
"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.


Wife of  Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

wombat

| 8,154 posts


21st Dec 2003 at 6:33 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
hey! they don't know that Sharkey is a really nice guy actually...
b*st*rds!
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Anon E. Mouse

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22nd Dec 2003 at 1:04 am

Gone to the big cheese in the sky.

 
Wooowy, that fsc girl is reeal popular!!
This is the lovely Miss Fiona. I was not Anon E. Mouse - I am just changing the password on this account as a favour to someone who doesn't want to be able to use it any more. Bye bye.

Tired/Happy

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22nd Dec 2003 at 12:28 pm

 
*subconciously lodges number 1 into sharkey's mind*
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

aporkalypse

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23rd Dec 2003 at 12:23 am

aporkalypse - rawr![/comedy finish]

rawr![/comedy finish]

 
Poor shakey...we have the new panto villan of Zine world!
A firm favourite for fake alibis and general practices.

[quote author=Citizen Twiggy link=board=spam;num=1105791842;start=390#391 date=04/18/05 at 19:17:29]He said my lack of height was alright because he was looking for quirks.[/quote]

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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5th Jan 2004 at 6:17 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
*twizzles new moustache*

Muhahahhahahhaha....

Ah, go on. Stick up for me, you know you want to.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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6th Jan 2004 at 2:36 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Yes, G. But I think everyone expected you to wear short skirts and high heels and sing "Yes sir, I can boogie, but I need a certain tune" while grabbing your crotch to the beat.

Edited by Freshly Squeezed Cynic Jan 2004
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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16th Jan 2004 at 2:27 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Really? That's good. Now the truth has come out.
Filled with existential dread and toast.


 
 
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP
Πανδώρα: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Πανδώρα: Moist.
IGH: And so it ends
Captain Spiky: I've just been loving life, going through the photos in the Meets gallery. so many awesome people that I loved hanging out with

 

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