Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Vel

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25th Aug 2014 at 6:06 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
The police went down to Brighton to investigate a spate of chip muggings and small-time food robberies. After sealing off the beach and dusting everything down, they finally caught the culprits: A Flock Of Seagulls.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Andrew

| 2,639 posts


25th Aug 2014 at 7:30 pm

Andrew -

 
Quote: Andrew, Aug 2014
I've been having problems with my iPod. The only song it would play is Waterloo Sunset. I've managed to get it to play a few more songs but I'm still trying to get The Kinks out of it.


It's now stuck playing My Sharona. I really don't have The Knack for this.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


25th Aug 2014 at 8:36 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My friends and I entered a competition for lookalikes of Irish musicians. 4 guys came up to us and said we looked like Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr.

I said "U2"
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


25th Aug 2014 at 8:52 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I should not drink alcohol at-all. - I really burns my mouth - I get Flaming Lips.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Vel

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25th Aug 2014 at 9:58 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I was at a music stall in Notting Hill Carnival. It was getting pretty manic as people were all pushing in the queue just to get to certain piles. I asked a man what he was after as he shoved aside yet another Rastamouse CD and knocked down the cassettes.

"It be all about Divinyls, mon."

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Vel

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25th Aug 2014 at 10:07 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
So I was in Leicester Square and this tourist came up to me with his phrase book. Thinking he wanted directions and was having language difficulties, I turned to help him. Instead he frantically flicked through the pages before stabbing the page.

He wanted to know what love is. Tsch, Foreigner.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

the doc

| 23,161 posts


29th Aug 2014 at 9:11 pm

the doc -

 
Quote: oatibix, Aug 2014
Ian Dury and the Blockheads?

Now there's a band name that adds an insult to 'Ian Dury'.


Can't believe this thread has been going on for this long. Some sterling efforts, but Colin wins


 
 
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