Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 7:02 am

Jewbacca -

 
For dinner today I think I'll have meatloaf.

Yours are better
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dinglebutt

| 11,921 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 9:27 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My Crazy friend is Cryin' because he's Jaded in his new job making Amazing bubbly chocolate bars for Nestle. He's an Aerosmith.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 3:09 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I had the bestest Hallowe'en - we made Smashing Pumpkins!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,921 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 3:20 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Was supposed to have a blind date last February, but she never showed up. My Bloody Valentine!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:12 pm

Jewbacca -

 
I was in an arcade the other day and noticed there was a fire. It completely burned down and looked suspiciously like arson. When the police chief arrived to investigate he looked at the owner and said "ELO, ELO, ELO, what's all this then?"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,293 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:15 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I saw an imitation male gorilla once. He was a Nickelback.
*burp*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:32 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
I must insist you stop this tomfoolery. I'm Adam ant.
Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


20th Aug 2014 at 12:34 am

Jewbacca -

 
I was having a dream last night while listening to music. It was during REM.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


 
 
Vel: Oh that would be lovely.
Claire: It’s happening next Friday from 7 if anyone that isn’t on the Facebook group would like a link
Vel: Woohoo!
Emma: But what's the password??? I hear you gasp...
Emma: Well that's for me to know and for you to ask.
Claire: It is from 8 in case anyone is coming
Πανδώρα: Red. REEEEEEEDDDD
Emma: The one who spends the most money gets the red letters :p
Πανδώρα: Reeeeeeeddddddddd :3
Emma: FNSIC LIVE!!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep beeeeeeeep
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.

 

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