Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 7:02 am

Jewbacca -

 
For dinner today I think I'll have meatloaf.

Yours are better
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dinglebutt

| 11,947 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 9:27 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My Crazy friend is Cryin' because he's Jaded in his new job making Amazing bubbly chocolate bars for Nestle. He's an Aerosmith.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 3:09 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I had the bestest Hallowe'en - we made Smashing Pumpkins!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,947 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 3:20 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Was supposed to have a blind date last February, but she never showed up. My Bloody Valentine!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:12 pm

Jewbacca -

 
I was in an arcade the other day and noticed there was a fire. It completely burned down and looked suspiciously like arson. When the police chief arrived to investigate he looked at the owner and said "ELO, ELO, ELO, what's all this then?"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,310 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:15 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I saw an imitation male gorilla once. He was a Nickelback.
*burp*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 5:32 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
I must insist you stop this tomfoolery. I'm Adam ant.
Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


20th Aug 2014 at 12:34 am

Jewbacca -

 
I was having a dream last night while listening to music. It was during REM.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


 
 
Claire: FNSICLS NEXT FRIDAY 8PM OK BYE
Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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