From the makers of Every Other Inevitable Thread.
By now, no matter how much you've tried to avoid them I'm sure you've heard at least one of the many horrible Christmas songs this December... but which is the worst?
I think that, despite some admirably awful attempts from many other performers, Paul McCartney's can't be outcrapped. It's a smug non-song featuring a Prophet synthesizer desperately trying to blow its own fuse and the kind of rhymes you'd expect from... well, from McCartney. Its "oooh"s are the most unconvincing lyricless vocals ever. And that's saying something, as they follow the line "Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding."
It deserves to be deemed a Failure even among Christmas songs and someone should have stood up to him at the time. With some anthrax.
And you?