21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am
Daft Cow?
You have to be intelligent to say stuff this dumb.
21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am
Daft Cow?
You've got the same I.Q. as a potato
21st Jan 2009 at 10:09 am
I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze
21st Jan 2009 at 10:09 am
thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one
21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am
To practise the sucking of old ladies...
21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am
never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!
21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am
not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube
21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am
The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face
21st Jan 2009 at 10:12 am
Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:13 am
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:13 am
Even my haters would agree that I and other members make up VR.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:14 am
BLEND YOU b*st*rd HAHAHAHAHA
21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am
very fast and painful? Sounds like a prison shower
21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am
I was about to speculate on Emma singing into a microwave
21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am
I don't have a frozen German in my house... at the moment, at least.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am
I thought it was a magical new duck language. Bloody dissapointed now.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am
this is a website for vegies isnt it
21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am
I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.
21st Jan 2009 at 10:17 am
I'm never using Google for erections again.
21st Jan 2009 at 11:38 am
I aim to misbehave
I see what you did there. Clever, but not too revealing. Like the Batman suit
21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am
I aim to misbehave
the truth does suck..which is also how I know your mum is genuine
21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am
I aim to misbehave
Can't talk - in own weird fantasy internal monologue
21st Jan 2009 at 11:40 am
I aim to misbehave
they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny
21st Jan 2009 at 11:41 am
I aim to misbehave
you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit
21st Jan 2009 at 11:53 am
I aim to misbehave
boredom, stupidity, attention seeking, you name it, as it is likely to be the reason.
21st Jan 2009 at 1:50 pm
I have to go now. I am going to secret Ninja College... Oh gosh, I mean, the cinema.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:14 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Dignity? Sounds contagious.
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:15 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
I knew a guy who had dignity. He sold it for drug money, then sh*t himself
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:17 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Lol, who books a band for a funeral
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:18 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Okay, that's clearly a post I don't want to read. However, nice to see it's alphabetised.
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:19 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Thank you! They are really good, and also spiteful and mean. Yay!
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
21st Jan 2009 at 3:22 pm
I aim to misbehave
I'd say the last thing you want after being raped by a grandparent is for them to start telling you stories about pirates
21st Jan 2009 at 6:44 pm
If I wanna scratch me balls, I use a hedgehog like everyone else
22nd Jan 2009 at 4:35 am
Daft Cow?
You know you're onto a loser when you're sat there thinking, Jesus, I'm so horny I could shag a sandwich
22nd Jan 2009 at 9:25 am
apparently the big pink bastard is me
"Dallas loves you, Mr President, here let me plan your route." - Alex, 1963
25th Jan 2009 at 6:17 pm
IT'S LONGER THAN MY SKULL
25th Jan 2009 at 6:33 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
25th Jan 2009 at 8:01 pm
Prep-pep pep-pe prrre-pe-pe-pe-pep
3rd Feb 2009 at 8:31 am
I aim to misbehave
The woman next to me on the bus is on her period. Scented pads are the most retarded intention ever
3rd Feb 2009 at 2:35 pm
apparently the big pink bastard is me
Geatge, itr has to be sasid, kick that shti b*tch in the c*nt and ardse-bang herr sister in the next room. RRmemebr, be water,my freid.
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:29 am
Daft Cow?
Do you want me to crawl between your legs?
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:29 am
Daft Cow?
He's the one eyed man in the group of blind people. And is a king.
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am
Daft Cow?
When is next year's Christmas?
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am
Daft Cow?
She is so far up her own a*se she's the right way round
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am
Daft Cow?
Is a Duck a Bird?
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am
Daft Cow?
I'll spoon you in a minute
23rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am
Daft Cow?
I'd watch him with a 10 foot barge pole
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