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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
You have to be intelligent to say stuff this dumb.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
You've got the same I.Q. as a potato

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:09 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:09 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
To practise the sucking of old ladies...




http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube



http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:10 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:12 am

Animal -

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:13 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.


Edited by LoonyPandora Oct 2009
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:13 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
Even my haters would agree that I and other members make up VR.


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:14 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
BLEND YOU b*st*rd HAHAHAHAHA


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
very fast and painful? Sounds like a prison shower


http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I was about to speculate on Emma singing into a microwave

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:15 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I don't have a frozen German in my house... at the moment, at least.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I thought it was a magical new duck language. Bloody dissapointed now.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
this is a website for vegies isnt it

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,547 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:17 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I'm never using Google for erections again.




http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:38 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
I see what you did there. Clever, but not too revealing. Like the Batman suit
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
the truth does suck..which is also how I know your mum is genuine
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
Can't talk - in own weird fantasy internal monologue
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:40 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:41 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:53 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
boredom, stupidity, attention seeking, you name it, as it is likely to be the reason.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 1:50 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
I have to go now. I am going to secret Ninja College... Oh gosh, I mean, the cinema.


Edit: fixed
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:14 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Dignity? Sounds contagious.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:15 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
I knew a guy who had dignity. He sold it for drug money, then sh*t himself
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:17 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Lol, who books a band for a funeral
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:18 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Okay, that's clearly a post I don't want to read. However, nice to see it's alphabetised.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Thank you! They are really good, and also spiteful and mean. Yay!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:22 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
I'd say the last thing you want after being raped by a grandparent is for them to start telling you stories about pirates
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 6:44 pm

the doc -

 
Quote:
If I wanna scratch me balls, I use a hedgehog like everyone else


Loony: One quote per post, otherwise it don't work


Edited by LoonyPandora Jan 2009

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


22nd Jan 2009 at 4:35 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
You know you're onto a loser when you're sat there thinking, Jesus, I'm so horny I could shag a sandwich

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


22nd Jan 2009 at 7:34 am

learrggh -

 
Quote:
pawpawpaww

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


22nd Jan 2009 at 7:34 am

learrggh -

 
Quote:
il y a trente neuf lapins dans la maison

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


22nd Jan 2009 at 9:25 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote:
"Dallas loves you, Mr President, here let me plan your route." - Alex, 1963


Edited by LoonyPandora Oct 2009
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


25th Jan 2009 at 6:17 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
IT'S LONGER THAN MY SKULL
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


25th Jan 2009 at 6:33 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Links to where the quote is.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


25th Jan 2009 at 8:01 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
Prep-pep pep-pe prrre-pe-pe-pe-pep
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


3rd Feb 2009 at 8:31 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
The woman next to me on the bus is on her period. Scented pads are the most retarded intention ever
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


3rd Feb 2009 at 2:35 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote:
Geatge, itr has to be sasid, kick that shti b*tch in the c*nt and ardse-bang herr sister in the next room. RRmemebr, be water,my freid.
Filled with existential dread and toast.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:29 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
You pay for monkeys and you get peanuts


Dutch, at work.

Edited by LoonyPandora Jan 2010

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:29 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Do you want me to crawl between your legs?


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:29 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
He's the one eyed man in the group of blind people. And is a king.


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
When is next year's Christmas?


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
She is so far up her own a*se she's the right way round


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Is a Duck a Bird?


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'll spoon you in a minute


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'd watch him with a 10 foot barge pole


Darren, at work.


 
 
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Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
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