The Quotation Files

You're getting really bad MPEG artefacts on their tits

You've Been FoTANGOed

young women today generally have very large breasts

Your days of budget packaging are over

Your eyeballs are going to fall

Your mum is hardly a trophy shag

your tweed-jacketed old uncle in the early stages of dementia

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh

But what if you were on Barleys?

Could you survive a nuclear blast if you hide inside a freezer that was turned off but still cold?

Did you know that this colour is Red?

Does "Logarithmic" begin with E? umm, no I mean L?

Don't you hate it when you get a pain somewhere that hurts?

How many lightbulbs are in Blackpool?

I just went to the toilet to get some chewing gum

I'm coming in a minute, as soon as I come.

I'm not dumb. It's just I can't think.

I'm only insane on the days that end in "Y"

If a black hole suddenly appeared, would we all be sucked into it and die?

If I made a hydro-electric powered shower, could I destroy the universe by breaking the laws of physics?

If the Earth was the size of a Tennis Ball, and I punched it, would my hand bleed?

Let's pretend we have a brick sized piece of lead and a brick sized piece of brick

No I mean the proper opposite of Silence. Something so loud you can actually hear it.

urgghhhhhhhh... I'm trying to purr, like a cat.

What's Icon Title called? is it Icon Title?