The Quotation Files

the upgrade

The way to overthrow the Prime Minister is to set fire to him

The Wii Fit looks great with anything from Ikea

The world began in Eden, and ended in Los Angeles

STAY AWAY FROM THE RABID WEASELS

Their spraints smell of jasmine tea mixed with fish paste

There are many kinds of love

There aren't many problems that an axe won't solve

There is much, much more to physics than precision and numbers

there is no harmless mischief when it comes to airplanes

there is no secret government agency that punishes the passportless

there is probably a biochemical explanation

there was no good music to hang my internal chronology off

there's a limit to the motivating power of pie

There's no coffee in team

there's nothing more fun than telling the internet something twice.

these are our glory days

they look like extras from a Kylie video

they're quit safe

they're teddy bears for grown-ups

think Mick Hucknall

This could have been any city. They're all the same.

this data is pants

This house believes in skyscrapers

this is an advertising feature