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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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Any post in this thread that is in [tt]quote[/tt] tags will get put into the rotation of quotes at the top of every page.

Try and keep 'em short, there is only a limited amount of space up there. . Only ONE quote per post.

Put any attribution, names, context, etc OUTSIDE the quote, there's not enough space to have names and sh*t up there too. Click the little asterisk next to the quote, takes you straight to the relevant quote in this thread, and they can see who said it and when from the stuff you put outside the quote tags.

All the ones that I had before don't have any attribution I'm afraid. Mods feel free to delete any of the old ones that you think are utter sh*te.

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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Quote:
-7 > -8 but |-7| < |-8|

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???, ???, ?? (??), ?? (??) and ???????.

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...and sustained moderate peril

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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...Because Andy is passionate about Perl...

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...dance its way out of your dock while singing 'Getting to Know You.

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...except babies are harder to replace on eBay

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...on the breakage front.. I won't know till the damn thing lands on mars..

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...thanks Jay, but I have no compassion.

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...they'll fall on you like a coal scuttle full of tiny anvils...

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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“Banana Containers in the Central American Landscape”

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“Fox,' “Sugar,' “Romeo,' and “Climax'

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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“sign up for our phat newsletter” just looks sad

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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“this document is a Document document.

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“What can you tell us about Oslo?” “It's the capital of Norway”

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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“What do you want Windows to do?” “Sod off.”

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(actually, don't read that last line. The TMI fairy visited it)

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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(airplanes to go over the ocean)

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(Godless Communism)++

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(in a gimp mask, obviously)

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(PLACE OF INTEREST SIGN)

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[ Stupid Product Name - It's a Dumbass Cliche ]

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[GUID of the network card]/F*ckMeWithACactus(DWORD)

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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*pink* rubberised concrete

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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*poink*

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%20, the sign of crap web designers everywhere.

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<--- STEREO --->

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<--- Your branding here --->

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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<blockquote><big><big><b>

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$deity[rand(scalar(@deity))]


Edited by LoonyPandora Dec 2009

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0.7%? Now that's low. That's lower than Lloyds TSB...

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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0.000162037037037037 days

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1 in 10 got a pie

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3 megs that show why the RIAA hate us

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3D desktops can f*ck right off

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5 guys, 1 girl, geekout en masse

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5 is more than 12479 hours old

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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5 o'clock liberation front.

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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6 billion on the planet. Even if you're one in a million, there's 6000 other people like you.

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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6.3 billion stubborn holdouts

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9/10 Dodos say so

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11~ytrew

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12 PAGES OF SPECIAL REPORTS, ANALYSIS AND COMMENT

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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18 wheels of thunder

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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28, grey and insolvent

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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51.328358 -0.00055859

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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150-shot 'Screaming Faeries from Hell' barrage cake

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

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300lbs of wild killer is rarely cute

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3500 kW of cutterhead power


 
 
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