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LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Don't you hate it when you get a pain somewhere that hurts?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
How many bricks did it take to build Machester?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
How many lightbulbs are in Blackpool?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I didn't know you could see with your eyes.

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I just went to the toilet to get some chewing gum

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm as straight as an unbreakable pencil.

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm coming in a minute, as soon as I come.

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm not a washing machine.

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm not dumb. It's just I can't think.

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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I'm Nuts about bannanas, and bannanas about nuts

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm only insane on the days that end in "Y"

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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I've not had a poo in at least 2 weeks

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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If a black hole suddenly appeared, would we all be sucked into it and die?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
If I had a bit of the sun this big, could I control all the power in the Earth?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
If I made a hydro-electric powered shower, could I destroy the universe by breaking the laws of physics?


 
 
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